Girl you know I will come kiddo sit for you any time… you just text me what you need. I’ll jump in the car immediately. We’ll get your schedule back on track

Friend. 🥰
Thank you for having my back throughout this whole experience. Thank you for always showing up. You’ve saved me through many a dark night, starting with postpartum, and I could not be more grateful for you.

Oh my god if a box of steaks shows up… please manifest this for me

(Also side note I’d already called my dad to see if he had sent something. He did not. So now I’m scared FIL did because who knows what the fuck it might be)

Hang on to your britches

*males
*half a serving

8 lbs of sausage and potatoes and green beans later. I shit you not, cause I had to do 2 lbs of sausage just to feed the fucking men here. And it’ll be gone before tomorrow. Whilst I’ve only had one serving.

I feel this. @lauriliz on insta. Be prepared to receive memes

And then he coughs in my face.

I SAW THAT TOOOOOOO and im so excited
I just wish they offered a grilled version

Ezackly

And if I’m really petty I’m not going to share it 🤤

THE FUCKIN IRONY IS THAT MY HUSBAND SELLS JEWELRY AND IS ON HIS WAY TO A DESIGNATION TRAINING

if jewelry could buy my patience i’d be set for life by now

Yes please. Yes. Yes.

AND ITS IN A WEEK AND HALF

moms, please tell me i am not wrong, i deserved a little more of a mental heads-up to prepare ON ACCOUNT OF THE TODDLER

as always, any of y’all single momming it you get my utmost respect
MY KID DOESNT EVEN LIKE ME HE ONLY LIKES DADA buckle up buttercup

JUST SENT ME HIS FUCKIN FLIGHT ITINERARY

ITS FOR SIX DAYS (2/3)