Better than “Another One Bites the Dust”

If I crave salt, I will eat the flavor packet that comes with a package of ramen noodles.

I had a boss do this, but with Lima beans. Lost all respect for her right then and there.

He will also never have a rest stop in Ireland named after him.

If by great you mean when the Cuyahoga River burned (on more than one occasion) and the 1969 burning helped establish the EPA, then yeah.