It is the first day after the end of daylight savings time AND all my clocks have been changed. As someone who typically drives around with the wrong time in her car for months on end, this is a minor miracle.

You may now clap for me.

🤮

Thanks Cleveland.

Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”