Lauren B
@lauresaurus.bsky.social
I never know what to say on these things.
No disrespect to Tupac but I'm not sure that pre-emptive capitulation to a fascist has ever done anybody any good in the long run.
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No disrespect to Tupac but I'm not sure that pre-emptive capitulation to a fascist has ever done anybody any good in the long run.
You have 8 degrees?! Man it’s -5 over here. We are temperature-bankrupt. Like the weather app just laughed at me.
January 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You have 8 degrees?! Man it’s -5 over here. We are temperature-bankrupt. Like the weather app just laughed at me.
Right? Fuck this timeline for making me nostalgic for 21 degree weather.
January 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Right? Fuck this timeline for making me nostalgic for 21 degree weather.
23 years, still together.
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
23 years, still together.
Utter heartbreak. I hope she went on to a fabulous squirrel life.
November 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Utter heartbreak. I hope she went on to a fabulous squirrel life.
Both movies were amazing. I had a crush on fox Robin Hood, and Sword and the Stone made me want to be a squirrel.
November 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Both movies were amazing. I had a crush on fox Robin Hood, and Sword and the Stone made me want to be a squirrel.
Yaaaaaas, my man.
a cartoon robin hood is standing in front of a clothes line
ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in front of a clothes line
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Yaaaaaas, my man.
I'm old. I'm mostly just impressed by her knee strength.
November 29, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I'm old. I'm mostly just impressed by her knee strength.
It’s so extra, I love it
November 29, 2024 at 12:23 PM
It’s so extra, I love it
I can do without yams. But you will have to pry my forkful of mac and cheese out of my cold, food coma’d hand.
November 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I can do without yams. But you will have to pry my forkful of mac and cheese out of my cold, food coma’d hand.
It’s amazing to me how cheap dignity is. Like dude, you’re a billionaire. Stop groveling. Do something good for the world for once.
November 28, 2024 at 1:00 PM
It’s amazing to me how cheap dignity is. Like dude, you’re a billionaire. Stop groveling. Do something good for the world for once.
Yes! These billionaires are so worried they might…what? Lose a fraction of a fraction of their billions?
November 28, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Yes! These billionaires are so worried they might…what? Lose a fraction of a fraction of their billions?
I need a class for black people whose families didn’t play spades so now they need to learn
November 28, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I need a class for black people whose families didn’t play spades so now they need to learn