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Lauren The Corgi
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🔞 | 25 | Writer, actor, & enjoyer of kinky fuckery. Pro GM (freelance & with Rowan, Rook and Decard.) I love villains and will post about Dead Dove themes here. Work with me: booklaurenthecorgi@gmail.com
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It’s my day
Screenshot from urbandictionary.com featuring black and blue text on a white background. The text reads: National throw short people day On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day By Pug? October 6, 2021
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I spotted another Missing Person poster in Minneapolis; sharing this one for visibility as well.
A Missing Person poster attached to a pole. The top part of it has been ripped off, leaving only part of the word “MISSING,” the person’s picture, and the person’s name visible. The poster reads: “MISSING Dason Thomas, Weight: 120lbs, Age: 22, Height: 5'8”, Complexion: Medium, Hair Color: Black, Eyer (sic) Color: Brown Anyone with information, please call Ty Thomas (Father) 612-386-2016 Text pictures and videos to confirm sightings” To the right of the text is a black and white photo of a smiling Black man with curly hair (though a good portion of his hairstyle is difficult to see due to part of the poster being ripped off) and a thin goatee or chinstrap beard (it is unclear how far along the face it goes due to the picture’s lighting.)
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Minneapolis residents: I spotted this missing person poster while catching the bus. I wasn’t able to stand there long enough to do more than take a brief picture or two and wasn’t able to get the full phone number, but I still want to share it if anyone has more information.
A white poster with a red bar on top that has white text reading, “MISSING” inside of it. Below is the missing person’s appearance information in black text: Preston Andrew (possibly Andrews; the poster is taped around a pole, making the edges cut off due to the pole’s narrow width.) Age: 31 Height 5'10" Weight: 140 Hair: Black and sho (text is cut off; may be “short” but is unclear) Two pictures of Preston are to the left of the information; he is a Black man with close-cropped hair, a mustache, and a black shirt in the first picture and short locs, no mustache, and a brown and white striped shirt with a gray hood (the hood is possibly attached to another shirt underneath the first shirt,) and an olive green jacket in the second picture. Below the pictures is black text that reads, “(Text is cut off) August 3, 2025, Preston was last seen in Anoka, MN. His routi (text is cut off) us or train to south Minneapolis. He would usually call his family (text is cut off) day. So not hearing from him is unusual. He carries a green fati (text is cut off) We just want to know he is okay.” In larger capital letters below that, it reads, (Text is cut off) YOU SEE HIM PLEASE CALL 61 (number is cut off) 40-6341 WITH LOCATION” Based on what is visible in the picture, the number may be (612) 440-6341 or possibly (612) 940-6341, but I’m not certain.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I’m at CONVergence and one of the room parties had this on the mirror, and it’s so funny to me that I showed up there in this cosplay because Derek wouldn’t last a minute in a fighting game #ThePriceOfFlesh #TPOFCosplay #TPOFDerek
Image of me cosplaying Derek Goffard from the video game “The Price of Flesh”. I’m wearing an olive green cropped bomber jacket, distressed gray denim shorts, high-heeled combat boots, a red sweatband, and a strappy red thong that peeks out of the waist of the shorts. I’m carrying a silver baseball bat with a black handle, have kohl smudged under my eyes, and have long blonde hair in a ponytail with a few strands hanging over the sweatband. I’m standing in front of a mirror with my hip cocked out and a smug, sultry look on my face. I am standing in front of a mirror with paper decals on it: an arrow on the left and right sides and the words “Choose Your Fighter” on the top.
July 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I’m competing in this tonight! There are still two spots open, so if anyone wants me to I can send you the link to join!
Blue and white text on a periwinkle background reading: “GALs in the City Marginalized genders Teamfight Tactics event Monday 6/16 | 6 PM Pacific Time Catch us live twitch.tv/guardianangelgg Guardian Angel League” Next to the Twitch URL is a pink and blue microphone icon. To the right of the text is the splash art of Battle Bunny Aurora, a rabbit-eared woman with turquoise hair wearing glasses, a black shirt, a white coat, black gloves, pink and purple pants, and a blue, pink, and purple witch’s hat. She is sitting cross-legged and holding a blue and silver wand, and around her neck is a pair of orange goggles. Framing the text and the illustration is a background of a cyberpunk-style building interior, predominantly drawn in blue.
June 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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(Captivity CW)

I started working on a Descended From the Queen game a little over a week ago and it’s the first project in a while that doesn’t have me feeling incredibly daunted. Part of that is because the mechanics are relatively simple, but part of it’s also because this is the premise.
Black text on a white background that reads, “You have been captured. For one reason or another, you are being held against your will. And you’re not the only one here. Others have suffered a similar fate—maybe you’ve bonded with them over your shared plight, or maybe you had no idea there was anyone else in your position until very recently. But that doesn’t matter. What matters is now—because you’ve all found a way to escape. You’ve been held here long enough to know your captor’s habits, their personality, what you must do if you want to get out of here. But you also know things that a part of you wishes you didn’t. Things that intrigue you. Things that make your captor seem a little too human, or things that make you wish you could be in their shoes. All that stands between you and freedom is one question: when the opportunity to escape arrives, will you take it?”
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I see it used in IRL kink spaces to refer to receiving any act, not just sex (e.g. an impact bottom is someone on the receiving end of impact play,) so I get using it for art where there isn’t penetration but Jayce is still having *something* done to him, but if he’s explicitly the one topping?
Shot from “The Princess Bride” of Inigo Montoya, a man with dark curly hair in a cream-colored shirt and a brown vest, talking to Vizzini, a shorter, balding man with some dark hair remaining on the back of his head. Montoya is saying, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” There is a gray stone wall behind them.
May 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY

My favorite thing about Jayce and Viktor is the fact that people (yourself included) have come up with some really clever noncon situations to put them in.
Black text on a white background. It is a passage from “Winnie-The-Pooh”, reading: So Owl wrote... and this is what he wrote: HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY Pooh looked on admiringly. “I'm just saying ‘A Happy Birthday’,” said Owl carelessly. “It's a nice long one,” said Pooh, very much impressed by it.
April 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Test stream is starting soon! I’ll be playing TFT in this very lingerie set on this very chaise! #NSFW fans.ly/LaurenTheCorgi
Image of me, a short woman with pale skin, long honey-blonde hair, and blue eyes, reclining on a black leather chaise lounge and wearing a purple lace lingerie set and matching purple eyeshadow.
March 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Nighthawks is really trying to evade me, it seems
Black text on a white screen, reading, “Forbidden You don't have permission to access /xcart/Nighthawks.html on this server.” Below, a white URL bar with black text inside reading, “indiepressrevolution.com” is displayed on a gray background.
February 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Post a villain you love

What do you mean “a,” I can’t just post ONE villain I have too many favorites for fuck’s sake
Splash art of Renata Glasc from League of Legends. It shows her reflection in a puddle, with someone lying on the ground dead or unconscious next to the puddle. Renata has deep tan/bronze skin, black hair with gray streaks styled half up and half down, fuchsia eyes with black sclera, and a white prosthetic left arm with glowing fuchsia liquid on the inside. She is tall, with a prominent bust and hips. She is wearing a white suit with gold and silver trim, a black vest, and a fuchsia shirt with a white tie, and she has a black fingerless glove on her non-prosthetic hand. Kept below her left shoulder is a white triple-barreled pistol with metal embellishments and a fuchsia gem on the side. Floating beside her is her decanter, a large metal machine shaped vaguely like a caduceus staff with a large tank on top filled with the same fuchsia chemical that is in her arm. Splash art of Jericho Swain from League of Legends. He is standing in front of a series of banners held aloft on posts while ravens with six red eyes fly overhead against the backdrop of a reddish-orange sky. Swain has broad shoulders, long, combed-back gray hair, pale skin, and a scar across his upper lip. He is wearing a gray metal breastplate with a high-collared jacket underneath as well as black pants, and he has a black military greatcoat with gray metal feathers on the back draped over his shoulders like a cape. The coat billows in the wind behind him. His left arm is glowing red, feathered, and has clawed fingers on the hand, and he’s posed with said fingers curled upward in a semi-grasping gesture and his other arm hidden behind his back or beneath his coat. CG of Derek Goffard from The Price of Flesh. Derek has bluish-green eyes, a slim build, and tan skin. His hair is bleached blonde and is messily held back with a red sweatband, with some bangs falling over his left eye. He’s wearing an olive green bomber jacket and gray camouflage pants and has kohl smudged below his eyes. He’s crouching down and giving the camera a cocky smile. In the background is a desert with a blue, cloudless daytime sky above. A screenshot of Fox from The Price of Flesh. He is short and thin and has combed-back ginger hair with gray streaks and a receding hairline, red triangular marks below his eyes, and the ears and tail of a fox. His eyes are yellow with slit pupils. He wears a black biker jacket zipped all the way up and black pants with detachable gray pockets or holsters buckled around the thighs. He is standing with his hands behind his back, smiling at the camera. He is in a concrete bunker with a sturdy-looking metal door behind him. A translucent black dialogue screen is shown below him, with white text reading, “I gasped as I saw him clearly for the first time.”
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Bonus for the funny:
A picture of me dressed as a femme version of Derek Goffard from the video game “The Price of Flesh”. I’m wearing a cropped bomber jacket, gray denim shorts with the straps of a red thong visible above them, and high-heeled black combat boots, my blonde hair is swept back with a red hairband except for one long bang that hangs over the hairband, and I have black paint smudged below my eyes. I’m shown in profile, leaning forward with an excitedly aggressive grin on my face, a black and silver baseball bat in one hand, and my other hand clenched into a fist. There is off-white text in the upper right corner that says a Dr. Seuss quote: “But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going To have troubles with ME!”
January 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Does it count as a Sexy Whatever Costume™️ if the character was already hot before you added the heels, thong, and booty shorts

#DerekGoffard #ThePriceOfFlesh #TPoF #TPoFCosplay #TPoFDerek
A picture of me dressed as a femme version of Derek Goffard from the video game “The Price of Flesh”. I’m wearing a cropped bomber jacket, gray denim shorts with the straps of a red thong visible above them, and high-heeled black combat boots, my blonde hair is swept back with a red hairband except for one long bang that hangs over the hairband, and I have black paint smudged below my eyes. I’m standing with one hand on my hip and a black and silver baseball bat in another, casting a bored look down at the camera. A picture of me dressed as a femme version of Derek Goffard from the video game “The Price of Flesh”. I’m wearing a cropped bomber jacket, gray denim shorts with the straps of a red thong visible above them, and high-heeled black combat boots, my blonde hair is swept back with a red hairband except for one long bang that hangs over the hairband, and I have black paint smudged below my eyes. I’m sitting on the ground with one leg outstretched and one bent, with a mischievous grin on my face and a black and silver baseball bat in one hand. A picture of me dressed as a femme version of Derek Goffard from the video game “The Price of Flesh”. I’m wearing a cropped bomber jacket, gray denim shorts with the straps of a red thong visible above them, and high-heeled black combat boots, my blonde hair is swept back with a red hairband except for one long bang that hangs over the hairband, and I have black paint smudged below my eyes. I have a smug look on my face and am standing with my legs spread in a wide stance and both hands holding a black and silver baseball bat, which I’m propped up on as I lean slightly forward.
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Would anyone be interested in getting linocut prints from me if I opened c/0mms for them? Here are a few I’ve done previously!
A black and white linocut print of one of Swain’s six-eyed ravens from League of Legends. The raven is shown in profile facing to the left. A black and white linocut print of the book cover for “The Stand” by Stephen King. It has Stephen King’s name at the top, has the words “For the first time complete and uncut” in a banner below that, and the title in large letters below the banner. Underneath/slightly overlapping with the title is a person with long hair wearing a tunic and wielding two swords fighting a crow-headed person in a hooded tunic wielding a sickle.
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Guess what cosplay I’m working on 🏜️🩸🎇
A large stencil of a scorpion, made using a brown paper bag.
January 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Hello, I’m Lauren The Corgi! I’m an actor, aerialist, copywriter, fiction/narrative writer, game master, improviser, and proofreader. Check out the rest of this thread if you want to learn more about me!
Lauren, a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a black T-shirt, stands in front of a TARDIS holding its phone up to her ear and smiling.
October 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM