Lauren The Corgi
@laurenthecorgi.bsky.social
🔞 | 25 | Writer, actor, & enjoyer of kinky fuckery. Pro GM (freelance & with Rowan, Rook and Decard.) I love villains and will post about Dead Dove themes here. Work with me: booklaurenthecorgi@gmail.com
Jucy Lucy
Crawfish étouffée
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Jucy Lucy
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes.
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes.
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭
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Ten years in prison for tipping a cam model to masturbate.
The Crime and Policing Bill is working overtime to re-criminalize sex work ... which I guess will give them crime and more funds for policing.
The Crime and Policing Bill is working overtime to re-criminalize sex work ... which I guess will give them crime and more funds for policing.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ten years in prison for tipping a cam model to masturbate.
The Crime and Policing Bill is working overtime to re-criminalize sex work ... which I guess will give them crime and more funds for policing.
The Crime and Policing Bill is working overtime to re-criminalize sex work ... which I guess will give them crime and more funds for policing.
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Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality
And a whole lot more ...
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
All this discourse about what the next Bond movie will be like and my thoughts are just “Oh my god the ‘James Bond is a code name’ theory is RIGHT FUCKING THERE”
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
All this discourse about what the next Bond movie will be like and my thoughts are just “Oh my god the ‘James Bond is a code name’ theory is RIGHT FUCKING THERE”
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im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.
censorship is coming for you next (& you're cheering it on)
YouTube video by Ophie Dokie
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.
Are there any Arcane fic writers out there that have c/0mms open and specialize in sapphic Dead Dove stuff? I’m looking to potentially get one and all the writers I normally c/0mmission either have c/0mms closed or are inactive on social media at the moment.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Are there any Arcane fic writers out there that have c/0mms open and specialize in sapphic Dead Dove stuff? I’m looking to potentially get one and all the writers I normally c/0mmission either have c/0mms closed or are inactive on social media at the moment.
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SEATTLE CURE YOUR VOTES PLEASE
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
SEATTLE CURE YOUR VOTES PLEASE
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September 28, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I’m in an Arcane fan server that’s losing some steam; I’d love to see it become more active again! (It also has a Dead Dove channel if anyone’s interested in that.)
discord.gg/wSDzzG95
discord.gg/wSDzzG95
Join the Friends Across the River Discord Server!
Check out the Friends Across the River community on Discord - hang out with 174 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
discord.gg
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m in an Arcane fan server that’s losing some steam; I’d love to see it become more active again! (It also has a Dead Dove channel if anyone’s interested in that.)
discord.gg/wSDzzG95
discord.gg/wSDzzG95
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Need classy dominance...
Women and men in expensive suits and dresses, treating me like something between a possession and a pet...
I'm normal, btw
Women and men in expensive suits and dresses, treating me like something between a possession and a pet...
I'm normal, btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Need classy dominance...
Women and men in expensive suits and dresses, treating me like something between a possession and a pet...
I'm normal, btw
Women and men in expensive suits and dresses, treating me like something between a possession and a pet...
I'm normal, btw
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My best graphic tattoo designs from this year
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My best graphic tattoo designs from this year
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a club/bar is a public space, clearing ICE to enter.
HOWEVER: once a ticket, cover or wristband is required for entry, it deems the area PRIVATE, preventing ICE raids indoors. this information is directly from ICIRR. in order to get in to your PRIVATE party, they must have a warrant. ⬇️
HOWEVER: once a ticket, cover or wristband is required for entry, it deems the area PRIVATE, preventing ICE raids indoors. this information is directly from ICIRR. in order to get in to your PRIVATE party, they must have a warrant. ⬇️
Again, I ask, what are we going to do when ICE shows up. Sharing infographics (if even that) only does so much, because it’s not beyond me that most of the shows on the strip have almost all-white audiences, and I don’t trust white gays to do the right thing (clearly). So what are we doing?
October 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
a club/bar is a public space, clearing ICE to enter.
HOWEVER: once a ticket, cover or wristband is required for entry, it deems the area PRIVATE, preventing ICE raids indoors. this information is directly from ICIRR. in order to get in to your PRIVATE party, they must have a warrant. ⬇️
HOWEVER: once a ticket, cover or wristband is required for entry, it deems the area PRIVATE, preventing ICE raids indoors. this information is directly from ICIRR. in order to get in to your PRIVATE party, they must have a warrant. ⬇️
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🧊 has opened a new website to trick ppl into giving up their personal info - please spread to your networks that stopice.org is an insidious scam made by 🧊 in order to further their harm
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🧊 has opened a new website to trick ppl into giving up their personal info - please spread to your networks that stopice.org is an insidious scam made by 🧊 in order to further their harm
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
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Got up for a middle of the night pee & got startled seeing something glowing in the bathroom, which is how after 2-3 years I finally realized my @hodge-podge.bsky.social Khepri glows in the dark LMAO. Usually don't leave it out to absorb light. Tonight it was my guiding dick in the darkness. Behold.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Got up for a middle of the night pee & got startled seeing something glowing in the bathroom, which is how after 2-3 years I finally realized my @hodge-podge.bsky.social Khepri glows in the dark LMAO. Usually don't leave it out to absorb light. Tonight it was my guiding dick in the darkness. Behold.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
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‼️CALL FOR HELP‼️
I really hate to do this but I’m at the end of my rope since he’s started feeding my art into ai now:
If you have a tumblr, can you please help me report and put attention on my racist stalker?
I really hate to do this but I’m at the end of my rope since he’s started feeding my art into ai now:
If you have a tumblr, can you please help me report and put attention on my racist stalker?
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
‼️CALL FOR HELP‼️
I really hate to do this but I’m at the end of my rope since he’s started feeding my art into ai now:
If you have a tumblr, can you please help me report and put attention on my racist stalker?
I really hate to do this but I’m at the end of my rope since he’s started feeding my art into ai now:
If you have a tumblr, can you please help me report and put attention on my racist stalker?
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Part of the reason I think there isn’t as much pressure around stopping ChatGPT re: suicide/psychosis as compared to stuff like Panera Lemonade is because people are inclined to blame it on mental illness versus the tech, a kind of victim-blaming mentality that fits neatly into just world fallacy
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Part of the reason I think there isn’t as much pressure around stopping ChatGPT re: suicide/psychosis as compared to stuff like Panera Lemonade is because people are inclined to blame it on mental illness versus the tech, a kind of victim-blaming mentality that fits neatly into just world fallacy