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Lauren Schwein
@laurenschwein.bsky.social
writer, crone, still masking❤️‍🔥
c'mon man, you used to be fun. you've changed
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
the only Pope Leo I recognize
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
any non- bootlicking map apps not doing this shit?
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever
January 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
so this is all Jen's fault
January 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the vibes of my daily calendar vary greatly
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the views from these trail cameras of the Palisades fire are absolutely wild

calfire-forestry.maps.arcgis.com/home/webscen...
January 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Meta AI summarizing a thread slamming AI generated films is art
January 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Covid conscious dining sometimes means eating Thai takeout in the car because it decided to rain in Las Vegas right before your fancy outdoor dinner reservation
December 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
i love a fuckable santa
December 7, 2024 at 6:47 AM
commitment to being productive members of society???

they’re turkeys… what are they supposed to do? jury duty?
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM