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Lauren Flans
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I love three things: my dog, '70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️‍🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.

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One of my favorite bits of Wizard of Oz lore is that supposedly one of the Winkie Guards accidentally stepped on the dog playing Toto and they had to stop filming for several days while he recuperated. I have no idea if it's really true or not, but I'm sure it wouldn't have happened to *your* dog.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I turned 30 when I was in London and MAN did I milk this concept
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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"getting detained in the belarusian gulag"
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Thank you, and happy almost-birthday!! 🎊
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Seven years late, may I offer "Merlot-shit-I'm-37" ?
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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🙏
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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True Its True GIF
Alt: Dwight Schrute says "It's true."
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November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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check out the timestamps: almost exactly a year to the day by late november of 2026 timothée chalamet will be shilling for groupon mark my words
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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🙏
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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semicolons 4eva 💖
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Quadra Lipa?? In THIS economy?!?
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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cruel of you to rub it in joe
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM