The Laurenest
@laurenest.bsky.social
Just your average progressive Dual Income Large Dog Owner who likes books, vacations, video games, and ice cold chardonnay.
#onyxstorm barf in my mouth count: 2.
January 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
#onyxstorm barf in my mouth count: 2.
The Substance is the most I've laughed at a movie in so long. Holy shit.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Substance is the most I've laughed at a movie in so long. Holy shit.
I'm comically sad that Mayor Pete won't be Transportation Secretary anymore.
January 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm comically sad that Mayor Pete won't be Transportation Secretary anymore.
How to celebrate my last free weekend for 3 months? Is it books and beer? Probably.
January 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
How to celebrate my last free weekend for 3 months? Is it books and beer? Probably.
#NowReading2025
A Song to Drown Rivers
One Hundred Years of Solitude
An Age of Winters
Inferno: The World at War 1939-1945
Trying for variety... 💙📚
A Song to Drown Rivers
One Hundred Years of Solitude
An Age of Winters
Inferno: The World at War 1939-1945
Trying for variety... 💙📚
January 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
#NowReading2025
A Song to Drown Rivers
One Hundred Years of Solitude
An Age of Winters
Inferno: The World at War 1939-1945
Trying for variety... 💙📚
A Song to Drown Rivers
One Hundred Years of Solitude
An Age of Winters
Inferno: The World at War 1939-1945
Trying for variety... 💙📚
This week's bookmark- a general admission pass from the Lowry Park zoo from August 2022.
January 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This week's bookmark- a general admission pass from the Lowry Park zoo from August 2022.
Doing the plasma thing to get money for my next tattoo which will then prevent me from doing the plasma thing for four months is so me.
January 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Doing the plasma thing to get money for my next tattoo which will then prevent me from doing the plasma thing for four months is so me.
Finally opened the electric teakettle I got for Christmas and I feel SO ENGLISH.
January 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Finally opened the electric teakettle I got for Christmas and I feel SO ENGLISH.
I've been trying to spend more minutes reading than just watching TV/Movies every day. But broke the rule tonight for "Anora." What a roller-coaster.
January 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I've been trying to spend more minutes reading than just watching TV/Movies every day. But broke the rule tonight for "Anora." What a roller-coaster.
My only resolution this year is to actually give ratings to the shit I watch and read. Doable?
January 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My only resolution this year is to actually give ratings to the shit I watch and read. Doable?
I committed to watching the Vikings/Lions game before remembering the Golden Globrs were on so here I am watching shit on my cell phone...
January 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I committed to watching the Vikings/Lions game before remembering the Golden Globrs were on so here I am watching shit on my cell phone...
Cheers to my last morning in Hawaii ☕️
January 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Cheers to my last morning in Hawaii ☕️
I thought Kona, Hawaii was in the last batch to hit 2025 but I guess there is another secret time zone!?!
January 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I thought Kona, Hawaii was in the last batch to hit 2025 but I guess there is another secret time zone!?!
My 64 year old tea totalling father just informed me that his resolution is to drink more this year. He then combined his champagne with blue Gatorade. I'm not sure what to do with any of this.
January 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My 64 year old tea totalling father just informed me that his resolution is to drink more this year. He then combined his champagne with blue Gatorade. I'm not sure what to do with any of this.
I wish I was kidding but I rang in midnight with Nicholas Cage lighting the torches in National Treasure. UNINTENTIONALLY.
January 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I wish I was kidding but I rang in midnight with Nicholas Cage lighting the torches in National Treasure. UNINTENTIONALLY.
I want "Conclave" to surprise me and pass the Bechdel Test.
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I want "Conclave" to surprise me and pass the Bechdel Test.
This American Airlines system issue better stay tf away. I got places to be!
December 24, 2024 at 4:23 PM
This American Airlines system issue better stay tf away. I got places to be!
I'm so mad thinking about both. Dammit. Husavik is beautiful. Shut your face other scandi countries
December 23, 2024 at 7:41 AM
I'm so mad thinking about both. Dammit. Husavik is beautiful. Shut your face other scandi countries
I also have EXTREMWLT STRONG feeling regarding best song. "Drive it like you stole it" and "Husavik" were both severely wronged.
December 23, 2024 at 7:39 AM
I also have EXTREMWLT STRONG feeling regarding best song. "Drive it like you stole it" and "Husavik" were both severely wronged.
Mad Max Fury Road was robbed for basically all categories. That film is perfection.
December 23, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Mad Max Fury Road was robbed for basically all categories. That film is perfection.
I have 3 major Oscar Gripes.
December 23, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I have 3 major Oscar Gripes.
I feel like I have been reading Wind and Truth for months now and I am both exhausted at how long it is and absolutely dreading it being over.
December 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I feel like I have been reading Wind and Truth for months now and I am both exhausted at how long it is and absolutely dreading it being over.
I learned about this whole drone thing from an Uber driver who then spewed conspiracies at me for seven miles. I want that time back.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I learned about this whole drone thing from an Uber driver who then spewed conspiracies at me for seven miles. I want that time back.
What is more frustrating? Wrapping gifts, or changing fitted bedsheets?
December 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
What is more frustrating? Wrapping gifts, or changing fitted bedsheets?