Lauren Simmons
@laurendorphin.bsky.social
Dressy jogger. Listens to too many podcasts. Baseball feelings. Strident on the internet.
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
New life motto just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New life motto just dropped
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
Various Toronto slang related to anger
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Various Toronto slang related to anger
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?
The running GC feels represented in our warrior players
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The running GC feels represented in our warrior players
Pocket Halloween with a pickle and home for first pitch
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Pocket Halloween with a pickle and home for first pitch
At the kid’s Halloween dance (ends at 8). You gotta know how hard “Golden” goes here.
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At the kid’s Halloween dance (ends at 8). You gotta know how hard “Golden” goes here.
On Wednesday my kid turned 10 and the Blue Jays won Game 3. On Saturday I threw her birthday party. On Sunday morning I ran a marathon. On Sunday night I was in the building when the Blue Jays won Game 6. Last night, in a pain med fever dream, we made the World Series. What a privilege.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On Wednesday my kid turned 10 and the Blue Jays won Game 3. On Saturday I threw her birthday party. On Sunday morning I ran a marathon. On Sunday night I was in the building when the Blue Jays won Game 6. Last night, in a pain med fever dream, we made the World Series. What a privilege.
I’m at an escape room with 8 tweens ama
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m at an escape room with 8 tweens ama
Scherzer and Bieber with good starts
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Scherzer and Bieber with good starts
Have i mentioned im running a marathon on Sunday
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Have i mentioned im running a marathon on Sunday
Hello Seattle have you met the team of destiny
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hello Seattle have you met the team of destiny
I love two sports the most: baseball and running
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I love two sports the most: baseball and running
Cathedrals everywhere
September 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cathedrals everywhere
Is André DeGrasse the best fourth leg of all time?
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Is André DeGrasse the best fourth leg of all time?
Look at these beautiful delirious podcast boys @citiusmag.com @chrischavez.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Look at these beautiful delirious podcast boys @citiusmag.com @chrischavez.bsky.social
Vancouver’s not real man
August 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Vancouver’s not real man
A bookstore / hiking kid takes on Victoria
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A bookstore / hiking kid takes on Victoria