Lauren Simmons
@laurendorphin.bsky.social
Dressy jogger. Listens to too many podcasts. Baseball feelings. Strident on the internet.
For weeks, the Starbs that I visit on the way to work to get a tea has been playing lesser-known Taylor Swift songs, like not the big singles, and it’s honestly like a little gift every morning. Even when they’re not songs I like, it’s like running into an old friend.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
For weeks, the Starbs that I visit on the way to work to get a tea has been playing lesser-known Taylor Swift songs, like not the big singles, and it’s honestly like a little gift every morning. Even when they’re not songs I like, it’s like running into an old friend.
You know what I need? I need a 60 Songs episode tomorrow. @harvilla.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know what I need? I need a 60 Songs episode tomorrow. @harvilla.bsky.social
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just think it’s nice that singing went from being a thing I was good at as a kid, to a thing that was my whole personality as a teen, to my field of study at university, to part of my job until I burnt out, and then fully back around to something I just do for fun
This @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social season starting with a Frost home game is bad vibes man
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social season starting with a Frost home game is bad vibes man
New life motto just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New life motto just dropped
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Moh Ahmed leaving Bowerman? @predamame.bsky.social lucky they still have Grant Fisher.
My husband and child are notably smarter at like, math, and maps, and board games, etc, than me, but they tried to do NYT connections without me today and got NOWHERE, ha!
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My husband and child are notably smarter at like, math, and maps, and board games, etc, than me, but they tried to do NYT connections without me today and got NOWHERE, ha!
A hill I will die on is Semisonic were a really good band with many many better songs than “closing time”
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A hill I will die on is Semisonic were a really good band with many many better songs than “closing time”
Guys @harvilla.bsky.social said the show would be back in the fall and it’s almost past fall… where’s my emotional support podcast
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Guys @harvilla.bsky.social said the show would be back in the fall and it’s almost past fall… where’s my emotional support podcast
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The cure to seasonal depression is kilometres with the group chat?
Various Toronto slang related to anger
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Various Toronto slang related to anger
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hello a student gave me a loaf of sourdough?
This is good open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is good open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Okay locking into NYC marathon because I have no emotional investment in it beyond thinking Sifan Hassan is so cool
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Okay locking into NYC marathon because I have no emotional investment in it beyond thinking Sifan Hassan is so cool
The Blue Jays made it to extra innings of a World Series game 7 in our lifetime
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Blue Jays made it to extra innings of a World Series game 7 in our lifetime
Not going to commercial to show us a stadium full of fans on the verge of a panic attack
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Not going to commercial to show us a stadium full of fans on the verge of a panic attack
The running GC feels represented in our warrior players
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The running GC feels represented in our warrior players
Pocket Halloween with a pickle and home for first pitch
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Pocket Halloween with a pickle and home for first pitch
I live in an iconic Halloween neighborhood, where houses go all out, not just decorations, but in treats, mulled wine for the adults, haunted houses set up on the front lawn, projections, sound, etc. I’m predicting a lot of Jays content, provided anyone is still on the streets at 8 PM.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I live in an iconic Halloween neighborhood, where houses go all out, not just decorations, but in treats, mulled wine for the adults, haunted houses set up on the front lawn, projections, sound, etc. I’m predicting a lot of Jays content, provided anyone is still on the streets at 8 PM.
Just hold on we’re going home
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just hold on we’re going home
Blue Jays playing like themselves again lfggggg
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Blue Jays playing like themselves again lfggggg
Vladdy going first to home I know that’s right
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Vladdy going first to home I know that’s right
Watched inning 1-3 at home with my kid then the rest in a bar, perfect vibes. Some of us have been saying team of destiny since July, and now everyone else knows.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Watched inning 1-3 at home with my kid then the rest in a bar, perfect vibes. Some of us have been saying team of destiny since July, and now everyone else knows.