Wait until they learn what "Eat Me Alive" is about

Clearly, none of these people have Seasonal Affective Disorder

"I don't judge, but I'm judging you"

She truly is! She's the Mister Rogers for my son's generation

My son is just a couple months older than her daughter. Her talking about her kids growing up without her especially hit me hard.

The Substance is gross, but as a middle-aged woman in a time when it seems like so many wealthy women have the same face, I also related to how Demi Moore's character felt in that movie (even though I will never be as hot as her)

The Kennedy curse sure is taking its sweet-ass time with RFK Jr

New wheels for skates?

Surprised he didn't announce his candidacy with his Oakley's on the back of his head

Being able to say the R-word without being criticized is what transphobes mean when they say they "support free speech"

But they will refuse to seek help because that would be gay somehow

It walked so the Weird Al biopic could run

Probably too much tanning. Sunscreen is your friend!