Jordan Walker, Texas Ranger
@lauramarie.bsky.social
she/her
Fortysomething. Ex-Midwesterner. Current Marylander.
Sometimes I talk about serious things. Other times, it's baseball and the garbage reality shows I watch.
No, I won't join your MLM.
Fortysomething. Ex-Midwesterner. Current Marylander.
Sometimes I talk about serious things. Other times, it's baseball and the garbage reality shows I watch.
No, I won't join your MLM.
You from a different era:
Me at Six Flags St. Louis sometime during the summer of 2009. I was slimmer and had my hair dyed blonde. I think I had only been dating my now-husband for just a few months at this point.
Me at Six Flags St. Louis sometime during the summer of 2009. I was slimmer and had my hair dyed blonde. I think I had only been dating my now-husband for just a few months at this point.
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You from a different era:
Me at Six Flags St. Louis sometime during the summer of 2009. I was slimmer and had my hair dyed blonde. I think I had only been dating my now-husband for just a few months at this point.
Me at Six Flags St. Louis sometime during the summer of 2009. I was slimmer and had my hair dyed blonde. I think I had only been dating my now-husband for just a few months at this point.
Here's where the pitchers warmed up
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Here's where the pitchers warmed up
Sloan--Between The Bridges
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sloan--Between The Bridges
My parents' dog, Dagwood, was a yellow Lab who had a cowlick down the bridge of his nose too! (He's the bigger dog in this photo)
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My parents' dog, Dagwood, was a yellow Lab who had a cowlick down the bridge of his nose too! (He's the bigger dog in this photo)
The DC government, but instead of candles, it's the football stadium and John Cena
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The DC government, but instead of candles, it's the football stadium and John Cena
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Was on the hold list for this book for weeks, but it was finally my turn, and I picked it up from the library today
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Was on the hold list for this book for weeks, but it was finally my turn, and I picked it up from the library today
Found this playlist of old American Bandstand episodes on YouTube. I'm watching the first one, which is from 1957. I believe this predates the Billboard Hot 100. The sponsor for this episode is 7Up, so there's a lot of 7Up in this episode.
July 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Found this playlist of old American Bandstand episodes on YouTube. I'm watching the first one, which is from 1957. I believe this predates the Billboard Hot 100. The sponsor for this episode is 7Up, so there's a lot of 7Up in this episode.
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
May 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
Btw, went to the ballgame for Mother's Day. Had these nachos, which I paid too much money for and mostly shared with my son. My only complaint is that they're not in a tiny helmet
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Btw, went to the ballgame for Mother's Day. Had these nachos, which I paid too much money for and mostly shared with my son. My only complaint is that they're not in a tiny helmet
Can this pitcher for the Nats buy a vowel?
May 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can this pitcher for the Nats buy a vowel?
Made mini king cakes using Pillsbury cinnamon rolls and sprinkles. No King Cake baby, as I don't want my child to accidentally swallow it
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Made mini king cakes using Pillsbury cinnamon rolls and sprinkles. No King Cake baby, as I don't want my child to accidentally swallow it
My comment:
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My comment:
Bought these out of curiosity at Costco. I have already eaten three.
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bought these out of curiosity at Costco. I have already eaten three.
Went to the Safeway in Kensington to buy a few things. This is the area where you can usually find eggs.
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Went to the Safeway in Kensington to buy a few things. This is the area where you can usually find eggs.
I have a feeling this isn't actually Robbie Williams
January 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I have a feeling this isn't actually Robbie Williams
I have a feeling I'll be adding even more to this list over the next four years.
January 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I have a feeling I'll be adding even more to this list over the next four years.
Anyway, how's your day going?
December 31, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Anyway, how's your day going?
For some reason, Apple's version of Wrapped isn't showing me anything, but PocketCasts is, so you're getting that
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
For some reason, Apple's version of Wrapped isn't showing me anything, but PocketCasts is, so you're getting that
Saw this outside the family restroom at the mall. Pretty genius!
November 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Saw this outside the family restroom at the mall. Pretty genius!