Laura Jordan
@laurakatiej.bsky.social
Author • Queer voice • Repped by Chloe Seager at Madeleine Milburn • Lover of cats. https://linktr.ee/LauraKatieJordan
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Ben, the she/her, ace, tory, cannibal, Dan Howell enthusiast rat from Dan & Phil?
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Ben, the she/her, ace, tory, cannibal, Dan Howell enthusiast rat from Dan & Phil?
Happy birthday, love 💜
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Happy birthday, love 💜
He’s supposed to be a kitten, but I think I adopted a panther by mistake.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He’s supposed to be a kitten, but I think I adopted a panther by mistake.
Me trying to figure out what is giving me stress hives:
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me trying to figure out what is giving me stress hives:
Everyone: how’s the writing going?
Me:
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Everyone: how’s the writing going?
Me:
Me:
September 30th vs October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
September 30th vs October 1st
Obi loves a bit of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social (as do I…!)
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Obi loves a bit of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social (as do I…!)
My mother taking tylenol/paracetemol while pregnant with me isn’t what made me neurodivergent. I became like this the old fashioned way. Bitten by a radioactive George Hart Ancient Egypt encyclopaedia.
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My mother taking tylenol/paracetemol while pregnant with me isn’t what made me neurodivergent. I became like this the old fashioned way. Bitten by a radioactive George Hart Ancient Egypt encyclopaedia.
Back from holiday but utterly swamped catching up on things. Until I’ve got everything in order and I’m back properly on socials, please enjoy Obi-Wan being the most handsome lil guy in the world 🐈⬛
September 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Back from holiday but utterly swamped catching up on things. Until I’ve got everything in order and I’m back properly on socials, please enjoy Obi-Wan being the most handsome lil guy in the world 🐈⬛
Happy 31st birthday, sweet girl. I miss and love you endlessly. Save me a seat, wherever you are 💜
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy 31st birthday, sweet girl. I miss and love you endlessly. Save me a seat, wherever you are 💜
Wonderful adventures, wonderful people 💜
August 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wonderful adventures, wonderful people 💜
I’d love to say I didn’t accidentally flash anyone tonight, but I definitely did.
August 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I’d love to say I didn’t accidentally flash anyone tonight, but I definitely did.
Happy #TikTokTuesday! I’m still not over it. Put the book in the freezer.
#booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social
#booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Happy #TikTokTuesday! I’m still not over it. Put the book in the freezer.
#booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social
#booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I had to give the @sabrinacarpenter #Manchild dance a go. Yanno, for science. #sabrinacarpenter #dancing
August 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had to give the @sabrinacarpenter #Manchild dance a go. Yanno, for science. #sabrinacarpenter #dancing
Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week I’m excitedly giving five stars to The Hymn To Dionysus by @natashapulley.bsky.social. Wow. Just, wow. We have a new favourite book over here!
#Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation
#Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation
August 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week I’m excitedly giving five stars to The Hymn To Dionysus by @natashapulley.bsky.social. Wow. Just, wow. We have a new favourite book over here!
#Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation
#Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation
Hear me out… Michael C. Hall as Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show
July 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hear me out… Michael C. Hall as Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show
Nice attempt to backtrack babe. But we all know you’re biphobic😘
July 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nice attempt to backtrack babe. But we all know you’re biphobic😘
Don’t come at me in my comments with your biphobia and then delete it when you can’t handle the backlash. And don’t call yourself part of the LGBTQIA community if you don’t respect every letter.
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don’t come at me in my comments with your biphobia and then delete it when you can’t handle the backlash. And don’t call yourself part of the LGBTQIA community if you don’t respect every letter.
Footie: on
Tea: in hand
Husband-to-be: making dinner
Tea: in hand
Husband-to-be: making dinner
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Footie: on
Tea: in hand
Husband-to-be: making dinner
Tea: in hand
Husband-to-be: making dinner
It’s officially less than two years until we get hitched @dereklandy.bsky.social 👰🏼♀️💒💍💐
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s officially less than two years until we get hitched @dereklandy.bsky.social 👰🏼♀️💒💍💐