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Laura Jordan
@laurakatiej.bsky.social
Author • Queer voice • Repped by Chloe Seager at Madeleine Milburn • Lover of cats. https://linktr.ee/LauraKatieJordan
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Ben, the she/her, ace, tory, cannibal, Dan Howell enthusiast rat from Dan & Phil?
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy birthday, love 💜
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
He’s supposed to be a kitten, but I think I adopted a panther by mistake.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
iz ma birfdoo 🎂
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me trying to figure out what is giving me stress hives:
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Everyone: how’s the writing going?

Me:
October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
September 30th vs October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Obi loves a bit of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social (as do I…!)
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My mother taking tylenol/paracetemol while pregnant with me isn’t what made me neurodivergent. I became like this the old fashioned way. Bitten by a radioactive George Hart Ancient Egypt encyclopaedia.
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Back from holiday but utterly swamped catching up on things. Until I’ve got everything in order and I’m back properly on socials, please enjoy Obi-Wan being the most handsome lil guy in the world 🐈‍⬛
September 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat
September 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
He loves his yurt but has yet to realise that it’s for sleeping in and not climbing on 🤓 #cats #kitten #blackcat
September 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
LOOK AT MY SON
September 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy 31st birthday, sweet girl. I miss and love you endlessly. Save me a seat, wherever you are 💜
August 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wonderful adventures, wonderful people 💜
August 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’d love to say I didn’t accidentally flash anyone tonight, but I definitely did.
August 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Happy #TikTokTuesday! I’m still not over it. Put the book in the freezer.

#booktok #skulduggerypleasant @dereklandy.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Now I’m just another girl on the subway #ChappellRoan #Subway #wlw
August 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I had to give the @sabrinacarpenter #Manchild dance a go. Yanno, for science. #sabrinacarpenter #dancing
August 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Happy #FiveStarFriday! This week I’m excitedly giving five stars to The Hymn To Dionysus by @natashapulley.bsky.social. Wow. Just, wow. We have a new favourite book over here!

#Bookstagram #BookReview #bookrecomendation
August 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hear me out… Michael C. Hall as Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Show
July 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nice attempt to backtrack babe. But we all know you’re biphobic😘
July 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don’t come at me in my comments with your biphobia and then delete it when you can’t handle the backlash. And don’t call yourself part of the LGBTQIA community if you don’t respect every letter.
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Footie: on
Tea: in hand
Husband-to-be: making dinner
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s officially less than two years until we get hitched @dereklandy.bsky.social 👰🏼‍♀️💒💍💐
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM