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Laura Jordan
@laurakatiej.bsky.social
Author • Queer voice • Repped by Chloe Seager at Madeleine Milburn • Lover of cats. https://linktr.ee/LauraKatieJordan
I’m not gonna lie to you, lads. I’m not mad keen on the new Stranger things.
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me: I’ll watch The Newsreader! Sam Reid is in it and it can’t possibly be as intense as IWTV.

Me, on the season finale of season one: oh dear god 😭
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hot take: Louis never deserved Lestat.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you’re ever worried that you’re being too dramatic, just think to yourself “Lestat de Lioncourt would love this vibe” and you’ll be good to go.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate, and happy Thursday to those who don’t!
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Watching Galinda and Elphie singing “For Good” after losing your best friend hits different.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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So incredibly proud of my fiancée. Getting an agent is a vital step for any writer and she did it without any help (apart from advice and encouragement) from me.

And dear god you should read her horror stuff. It is MESSED UP.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wish my favourite person didn’t die.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just got an email from KDP pushing me to use a “virtual voice” for my next audiobook narrator.

Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. I will NEVER support AI “art”. I will never use an AI voice “actor”, or an AI “editor”, or an AI “artist” for cover art. Never.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Have you seen the state of their—”

Actually, no, I haven’t. Because that’s none of my business. Why are we needlessly judging people?
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fearing for my parcels that are being delivered by Evri.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Amazon: we’ve delivered your parcel!

Girl, WHERE??
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Merry Christmas!!
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Ben, the she/her, ace, tory, cannibal, Dan Howell enthusiast rat from Dan & Phil?
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sam Reid to play Frank-N-Furter on stage. I said what I said.
October 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’m the same age as Lorelai Gilmore at the start of Gilmore Girls, what a horrible fucking realisation. I am TV mom aged.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy birthday, love 💜
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
He’s supposed to be a kitten, but I think I adopted a panther by mistake.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When Daniel Howell pointed at me and yelled BANSHEE he was definitely onto something.
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I didn’t have Dan & Phil announcing their relationship AND a Red White & Royal Blue sequel on my gay bingo card for this week, but okay, go off queens.
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
iz ma birfdoo 🎂
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I could make Jenna Ortega happy. I could. I just know it.
October 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have a friend on Drag Race UK this season and watching him compete is the most fun yet nerve-wracking experiences of my life.
October 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM