We are on the struggle bus over here 😂😂😂

The market for backyard chickens is blazing hot right now and I could get four times what I paid for them, but at this point I'll eat them out of spite if they don't get their acts together 😂😂😂

The chickens: Have one job, to fill my fridge with delicious eggs. Have they laid a single one yet? Absolutely not. They are here to eat snacks and vibe, and have told me their plan is to never lay an egg between them.

Ruby: Literally vanished from the farmyard yesterday. Could not be found for half an hour, during which a frantic search commenced. I wiped out on sheet ice during these proceedings and my entire thigh is now a giant bruise. Ruby was eventually found trapped under the barbecue cover.

Rachel: supposedly an impeccably well-bred, high producing dairy goat. Gives a small trickle of milk every day because she wants to hold the rest back for her giant baby. What about my giant baby, Rachel? WHAT ABOUT HER???

Leah: extremely pregnant. So pregnant she could kid at any moment. Forces me to wake up midway through the night to check on her. Thinks this situation is hilarious, and has told me her plan is to simply stay pregnant forever

Indeed 😂😂😂

Me too, albeit with a stronger note of consternation 😂😂😂

I am a Professional, clearly 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

That's just it, it fits perfectly either way 😂😂😂

Honestly it fully checks out with the existing world-building, I would not have to change a thing 😂😂😂

I am going to be an insufferable promoter of this book, mer stories are RIGHT UP MY ALLEY AND I CANNOT WAIT 😍😍😍

I know, I know. I am fooling no one, yet I continue to try 😅😅😅

I like to read my own one star reviews and then do even more of what people hated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But I realize I am a major outlier in this 😂