Laura 🩷💜💙
@lauraenovotny.bsky.social
She/her. Trying to deal with the world one day at a time; figuring out motherhood; living vicariously through all the gamers without kids; slowly but surely getting a PhD with ADHD; Free Palestine
6 cavities filled in 7 days. Don’t neglect going to the dentist, y’all.
July 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
6 cavities filled in 7 days. Don’t neglect going to the dentist, y’all.
Hugh jackman and Zac Efron are born to sing and dance why did god curse them with hot bods forcing them into MANLY roles?!
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hugh jackman and Zac Efron are born to sing and dance why did god curse them with hot bods forcing them into MANLY roles?!
My bebe is in Ohio with my husband for a whole week. I love them both dearly but damn I forgot how nice it was to not have baby responsibilities…
June 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My bebe is in Ohio with my husband for a whole week. I love them both dearly but damn I forgot how nice it was to not have baby responsibilities…
Baby is out of town with Danny to visit grandparents, so I’m using all the scented stuff I can - bath bombs, candles, incense… my house smells amazing.
June 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Baby is out of town with Danny to visit grandparents, so I’m using all the scented stuff I can - bath bombs, candles, incense… my house smells amazing.
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Beat the heat, bring your iced coffee and join us Saturday morning, June 14th as we, the people, revive our democracy!
🗓️Saturday, 6/14
⏰ 8:00am-11:00am
📍DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center at Reid Park, east of Country Club and north of 22nd.
Spread the word and we hope to see you there!
🗓️Saturday, 6/14
⏰ 8:00am-11:00am
📍DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center at Reid Park, east of Country Club and north of 22nd.
Spread the word and we hope to see you there!
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Beat the heat, bring your iced coffee and join us Saturday morning, June 14th as we, the people, revive our democracy!
🗓️Saturday, 6/14
⏰ 8:00am-11:00am
📍DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center at Reid Park, east of Country Club and north of 22nd.
Spread the word and we hope to see you there!
🗓️Saturday, 6/14
⏰ 8:00am-11:00am
📍DeMeester Outdoor Performance Center at Reid Park, east of Country Club and north of 22nd.
Spread the word and we hope to see you there!
Reposted by Laura 🩷💜💙
There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
This is kidnapping and human trafficking.
What up it’s your girl “done with her final 5 hours early”
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
What up it’s your girl “done with her final 5 hours early”
Who decides the DayQuil to NyQuil ratio in the pill pack because I need to have a word with them
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Who decides the DayQuil to NyQuil ratio in the pill pack because I need to have a word with them
Absolutely convinced I’d run the wipeout course with no problem
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Absolutely convinced I’d run the wipeout course with no problem
Nothing has made me want to be a faculty member than sitting on committees with faculty members who can’t look outside their own disciplines/ways of knowledge and being.
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nothing has made me want to be a faculty member than sitting on committees with faculty members who can’t look outside their own disciplines/ways of knowledge and being.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! @mattdinniman.bsky.social replied to you on Reddit and you can’t even post it because god forbid people find your Reddit account and see how boring yet weird you are.
Source: bro trust me bro
Reward: you get to feel warm and fuzzy inside
Source: bro trust me bro
Reward: you get to feel warm and fuzzy inside
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! @mattdinniman.bsky.social replied to you on Reddit and you can’t even post it because god forbid people find your Reddit account and see how boring yet weird you are.
Source: bro trust me bro
Reward: you get to feel warm and fuzzy inside
Source: bro trust me bro
Reward: you get to feel warm and fuzzy inside
Not the zoom outage
April 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not the zoom outage
I just spent 45 minutes in R trying to get a column with 85 and 03 to mutate to 1985 and 2003 so yeah I’m taking this data class by storm.
HMU if you need my code
HMU if you need my code
April 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I just spent 45 minutes in R trying to get a column with 85 and 03 to mutate to 1985 and 2003 so yeah I’m taking this data class by storm.
HMU if you need my code
HMU if you need my code
Not the near total recall of cybertrucks. Who could have guessed that?!
March 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not the near total recall of cybertrucks. Who could have guessed that?!
Despite the shame hole that I’ve been in, I finally booked a long overdue dentist appointment. Mostly I just want Lottie to grow up, knowing how to do things even when it’s hard.
March 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Despite the shame hole that I’ve been in, I finally booked a long overdue dentist appointment. Mostly I just want Lottie to grow up, knowing how to do things even when it’s hard.
The world is falling apart and all I can do is hyperfixate on wanting a Dungeon Crawler Carl tattoo
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The world is falling apart and all I can do is hyperfixate on wanting a Dungeon Crawler Carl tattoo
Miss girl is protesting naps rn. I’m praying it’s a phase.
February 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Miss girl is protesting naps rn. I’m praying it’s a phase.
Officially deactivated my tw*tter account.
January 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Officially deactivated my tw*tter account.
Laying in bed with a stomach bug trying not to get the rest of the house sick and Lottie keeps bringing me shoes 🥹
January 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Laying in bed with a stomach bug trying not to get the rest of the house sick and Lottie keeps bringing me shoes 🥹
Had to add another pair of shoes to the “can’t wear to daycare cuz she takes them off” pile today
January 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Had to add another pair of shoes to the “can’t wear to daycare cuz she takes them off” pile today
Turned 32 ✅
Back flipped out of a plane ✅
Napped ✅
Successful birthday!
Back flipped out of a plane ✅
Napped ✅
Successful birthday!
November 30, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Turned 32 ✅
Back flipped out of a plane ✅
Napped ✅
Successful birthday!
Back flipped out of a plane ✅
Napped ✅
Successful birthday!
Taught Lottie how to do “TOUCHDOWN” so that’s a parenting win
a referee wearing a striped shirt and a white hat with the word ufl on it
ALT: a referee wearing a striped shirt and a white hat with the word ufl on it
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November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Taught Lottie how to do “TOUCHDOWN” so that’s a parenting win
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Miss Lottie went to Petsmart with my husband and helped him pick out treats for the cat and dog. She then had an (age appropriate) because the treats were not for her… we should have know better, the packaging looks similar to the little yogurt melts.
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Miss Lottie went to Petsmart with my husband and helped him pick out treats for the cat and dog. She then had an (age appropriate) because the treats were not for her… we should have know better, the packaging looks similar to the little yogurt melts.