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season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
it's white woman grief week
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it's white woman grief week
anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
The depth of my character, alas
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The depth of my character, alas
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
October 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
got the new Marvel Legends Man-Wolf figure in the mail today and had to add him to my desk baddies
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
got the new Marvel Legends Man-Wolf figure in the mail today and had to add him to my desk baddies
Been there. Had to delete and change my identity.
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Been there. Had to delete and change my identity.
the highs and lows of high school football
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the highs and lows of high school football
I watched two Italian bangers from Michele Soavi this week: The Church (1989) and The Sect (1991)
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
September 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I watched two Italian bangers from Michele Soavi this week: The Church (1989) and The Sect (1991)
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
listen, I don't have to explain myself
September 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
listen, I don't have to explain myself
Hard Boiled 4K release lets gooooo
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hard Boiled 4K release lets gooooo
shiny Blissey....you simply must be joking
August 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
shiny Blissey....you simply must be joking
Rachel Dratch!
A figure also enthralled by the underlying conspiracy driving season 4.
A figure also enthralled by the underlying conspiracy driving season 4.
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Rachel Dratch!
A figure also enthralled by the underlying conspiracy driving season 4.
A figure also enthralled by the underlying conspiracy driving season 4.
Lorraine Toussaint.
A perpetually underutilized actress. Plays an attorney representing an Olympic swimming authority accused of racial bias.
A perpetually underutilized actress. Plays an attorney representing an Olympic swimming authority accused of racial bias.
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lorraine Toussaint.
A perpetually underutilized actress. Plays an attorney representing an Olympic swimming authority accused of racial bias.
A perpetually underutilized actress. Plays an attorney representing an Olympic swimming authority accused of racial bias.
Hugh Dancy
Somehow I have returned to watching the extremely mixed bag that is The Good Fight. Idk what Hannibal's bf is doing here yet, but he's here!
Somehow I have returned to watching the extremely mixed bag that is The Good Fight. Idk what Hannibal's bf is doing here yet, but he's here!
August 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hugh Dancy
Somehow I have returned to watching the extremely mixed bag that is The Good Fight. Idk what Hannibal's bf is doing here yet, but he's here!
Somehow I have returned to watching the extremely mixed bag that is The Good Fight. Idk what Hannibal's bf is doing here yet, but he's here!
Just finished this gnarly little SOV German film from the 80s. Super gooey and goofy in equal measure, will really scratch the itch for those who loved The Evil Dead and Boardinghouse.
August 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just finished this gnarly little SOV German film from the 80s. Super gooey and goofy in equal measure, will really scratch the itch for those who loved The Evil Dead and Boardinghouse.
ngl, I thought it would be bigger, but I'm pretty impressed with it so far
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ngl, I thought it would be bigger, but I'm pretty impressed with it so far
ayyyyy, it arrived -- and on Mario Bava's birthday, no less
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
ayyyyy, it arrived -- and on Mario Bava's birthday, no less
vacation, lakes, etc etc
July 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
vacation, lakes, etc etc
Really enjoyed the dumb fun that was I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025), but to be fair I wasn't really paying attention to whatever the plot was whenever Freddie Prinze Jr was on screen
July 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Really enjoyed the dumb fun that was I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025), but to be fair I wasn't really paying attention to whatever the plot was whenever Freddie Prinze Jr was on screen