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season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
rewatching Community and I guess I must have stopped at the end of season 4 because everything I've seen from season 5 is new to me and very ... whelming
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
rewatching Community and I guess I must have stopped at the end of season 4 because everything I've seen from season 5 is new to me and very ... whelming
it's white woman grief week
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it's white woman grief week
sometimes I wish I was still capable of smoking weed bc it just seems silly to watch The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) sober
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sometimes I wish I was still capable of smoking weed bc it just seems silly to watch The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) sober
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I can’t believe this is real
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can’t believe this is real
oh that's more than I make....
The winner of The Greatest Average American will be awarded the average American salary: $67,920.
Nate Bargatze will reward Americans for being average in new game show
Nate Bargatze will reward Americans for being average in new game show
www.avclub.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
oh that's more than I make....
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anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
when will I be free of the need to keep up with current X-Men books? I long for absolution
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
when will I be free of the need to keep up with current X-Men books? I long for absolution
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We still talk about you, Channel Zero. Especially season 3.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
We still talk about you, Channel Zero. Especially season 3.
once I learn how to properly light a film and explain what I already know implicitly then I'm gonna be so insufferable that you'll all have to mute me
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
once I learn how to properly light a film and explain what I already know implicitly then I'm gonna be so insufferable that you'll all have to mute me
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I just want to know why I only remember the dreams that emotionally terrorize me
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I just want to know why I only remember the dreams that emotionally terrorize me
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
I guess I shouldn't be shocked that Ally McBeal handles its first trans character with all the grace and sensitivity of a nuclear attack
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I guess I shouldn't be shocked that Ally McBeal handles its first trans character with all the grace and sensitivity of a nuclear attack
it was really nice of Trader Joes to make a grocery store for people who have never been in public before and have no spatial awareness
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
it was really nice of Trader Joes to make a grocery store for people who have never been in public before and have no spatial awareness
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The villain Helmut is humiliatingly defeated when the Gen 13 kids remove his armor in Gen 13 Vol. 2 #2 (1995)
October 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The villain Helmut is humiliatingly defeated when the Gen 13 kids remove his armor in Gen 13 Vol. 2 #2 (1995)
The depth of my character, alas
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The depth of my character, alas
some yall abuse the repost feature, bless your hearts
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
some yall abuse the repost feature, bless your hearts