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Denver, CO.
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Denver, CO.
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Here’s The Thing: Fuck ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Here’s The Thing: Fuck ICE.
what's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
what's your sign?
very funny to find out that one of the best Bionicle lore breakdowns I've found was made by Jason Alexander's son
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
very funny to find out that one of the best Bionicle lore breakdowns I've found was made by Jason Alexander's son
Heated Rivalry who?
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Heated Rivalry who?
ok, no one else needs to make a movie again unless it's better than this one
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 AM
ok, no one else needs to make a movie again unless it's better than this one
posting a comic cover I love
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 AM
posting a comic cover I love
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can't take a hot shower, can't do laundry bc the machine is broken, buy they're probably still gonna raise my rent
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
can't take a hot shower, can't do laundry bc the machine is broken, buy they're probably still gonna raise my rent
Perhaps a hot take, but I have a soft spot for Si Spurrier and Rock-He Kim's iteration of X-Force. There's some inconsistent coloring toward the end of the series, but the early issues look fantastic and the Fantomex descent into madness is silly and fun. Solid, short series from a weird period.
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Perhaps a hot take, but I have a soft spot for Si Spurrier and Rock-He Kim's iteration of X-Force. There's some inconsistent coloring toward the end of the series, but the early issues look fantastic and the Fantomex descent into madness is silly and fun. Solid, short series from a weird period.
we need to do a better job making these people feel shame, and that starts with the reporters who have incredibly direct opportunities to call these spineless fools out
Jen Psaki: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said he wants ICE to leave. Do you want ICE to leave Minnesota?
Amy Klobuchar: ICE, when it does its job, would be working with our police to apprehend violent offenders.
Amy Klobuchar: ICE, when it does its job, would be working with our police to apprehend violent offenders.
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
we need to do a better job making these people feel shame, and that starts with the reporters who have incredibly direct opportunities to call these spineless fools out
I really just don't think I have it in my soul to serve cunt, like, I'm just not capable of it
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I really just don't think I have it in my soul to serve cunt, like, I'm just not capable of it
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a shit sandwich on gay bread
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
a shit sandwich on gay bread
I'm not posting a picture of me from 2016 bc I was skinny and hot and more of you will like it than normal and then someone hot will comment for the first time and it'll trigger my dysmorphia and I'll have to block them and then we'll both just be upset
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I'm not posting a picture of me from 2016 bc I was skinny and hot and more of you will like it than normal and then someone hot will comment for the first time and it'll trigger my dysmorphia and I'll have to block them and then we'll both just be upset
I shouldn't be allowed to have money bc I spend it all on movies
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I shouldn't be allowed to have money bc I spend it all on movies
I just think that women
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I just think that women
it was 70 in Denver today, yall mind if I put on an outfit I'll come to greatly regret when the sun sets?
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
it was 70 in Denver today, yall mind if I put on an outfit I'll come to greatly regret when the sun sets?
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My husband posts photos of me where I look horrible on the regular…
Do you all think it’s because
1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me?
Or
2. Does he hate me?
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Do you all think it’s because
1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me?
Or
2. Does he hate me?
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January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
My husband posts photos of me where I look horrible on the regular…
Do you all think it’s because
1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me?
Or
2. Does he hate me?
💬4️⃣1
❤️4️⃣2
Do you all think it’s because
1. He loves me so much he can’t tell it’s an absolutely awful pic of me?
Or
2. Does he hate me?
💬4️⃣1
❤️4️⃣2
big year for Italian legends and stunt actors ig
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
big year for Italian legends and stunt actors ig
glad that astrology has seemingly fallen out of favor a bit
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
glad that astrology has seemingly fallen out of favor a bit
I was thinking that I didn't accomplish much this year, but then I remembered I had a major depressive episode and watched *seven* seasons of The Good Wife this spring and put together a near complete list of every notable guest star and cameo .... so .... there's that
best Good Wife cameos, an ongoing thread
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I was thinking that I didn't accomplish much this year, but then I remembered I had a major depressive episode and watched *seven* seasons of The Good Wife this spring and put together a near complete list of every notable guest star and cameo .... so .... there's that
now why am I hanging stress dreams about buying Krispy Kreme at an airport?
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
now why am I hanging stress dreams about buying Krispy Kreme at an airport?
we, as a society, should appreciate the Happy Death Day movies more
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
we, as a society, should appreciate the Happy Death Day movies more
constantly fighting the urge to give my monstera a little diet coke, I just think she'd like it
December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
constantly fighting the urge to give my monstera a little diet coke, I just think she'd like it
I am immune to Marty Supreme propaganda
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am immune to Marty Supreme propaganda