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That! Or she has very small breasts? And/or never experienced unsollicited touching of the boobs?
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
That! Or she has very small breasts? And/or never experienced unsollicited touching of the boobs?
All this unbasedout loud asking of suggestive questions... this is the problem, isn't it? "I'm onky asking a question?" No, you're inciting whatever seems useful to get to your goal. In the mean time crawling over corpses of the ppl trampled to death in the proces.
PROVIDE SOLID PROOF OR STFU!
PROVIDE SOLID PROOF OR STFU!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
All this unbasedout loud asking of suggestive questions... this is the problem, isn't it? "I'm onky asking a question?" No, you're inciting whatever seems useful to get to your goal. In the mean time crawling over corpses of the ppl trampled to death in the proces.
PROVIDE SOLID PROOF OR STFU!
PROVIDE SOLID PROOF OR STFU!
Het is wel zo dat mensen met een (licht) verstandelijke beperking erg beïnvloedbaar zijn en gebruikt worden door criminelen voor het vuile werk. De gevangenissen zitten er helaas vol mee, de kingpins blijven buiten schot. Dus ik snap je associatie ook wel.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Het is wel zo dat mensen met een (licht) verstandelijke beperking erg beïnvloedbaar zijn en gebruikt worden door criminelen voor het vuile werk. De gevangenissen zitten er helaas vol mee, de kingpins blijven buiten schot. Dus ik snap je associatie ook wel.
Ik ken eigenlijk vrij veel mensen met een dergelijk IQ (tussen de 50 en 80) die meer medemenselijkheid hebben dan dit gajes. Dit zijn echt willens en wetens lompe hufters. Het ligt niet aan hun snapvermogen, ze willen het gewoon niet snappen.
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ik ken eigenlijk vrij veel mensen met een dergelijk IQ (tussen de 50 en 80) die meer medemenselijkheid hebben dan dit gajes. Dit zijn echt willens en wetens lompe hufters. Het ligt niet aan hun snapvermogen, ze willen het gewoon niet snappen.
I hope they spray painted it, not like the naked emperor could tell the difference. But even then it's a disgrace...
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I hope they spray painted it, not like the naked emperor could tell the difference. But even then it's a disgrace...
Ik mis vooral groenten en of fruit. Mijn mond trekt al samen bij het idee wat voor klef, vet gevoel deze hap miet geven. Een beetje vezels doen wonderen!
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Ik mis vooral groenten en of fruit. Mijn mond trekt al samen bij het idee wat voor klef, vet gevoel deze hap miet geven. Een beetje vezels doen wonderen!
Or a pedophile ring... Wouldn't want to be associated with either, but yeah, there's a turf war on who's the center of it...
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Or a pedophile ring... Wouldn't want to be associated with either, but yeah, there's a turf war on who's the center of it...
Agreed, i don't think poffertjes are made with yeast (I strongly feel they shouldn't, it should be thick pancake batter, butter and powdered sugar), oliebollen are. They are basically doughnuts, also true. (Batter with yeast, optional added raisins, deep fried)
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Agreed, i don't think poffertjes are made with yeast (I strongly feel they shouldn't, it should be thick pancake batter, butter and powdered sugar), oliebollen are. They are basically doughnuts, also true. (Batter with yeast, optional added raisins, deep fried)
Is he THINKING?! Does the man have actual functioning neurons up there? Can you point them out to us, so we can watch the dying neurons fire their last current?
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Is he THINKING?! Does the man have actual functioning neurons up there? Can you point them out to us, so we can watch the dying neurons fire their last current?
This post is underrated. They also paved paradise and put up a parking lot, if I'm not mistaken.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This post is underrated. They also paved paradise and put up a parking lot, if I'm not mistaken.
I was about to all caps-scream that!!! Get your latest copy of the any dictionary and find a new verb that means what you're trying to say here. There's bound to be one, "to implicate" is not it! ( @merriam-webster.com might want to weigh in on options)
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was about to all caps-scream that!!! Get your latest copy of the any dictionary and find a new verb that means what you're trying to say here. There's bound to be one, "to implicate" is not it! ( @merriam-webster.com might want to weigh in on options)
It doesn't unite, rather it divides withjn communities. You have the fans, and the rest of us lose it (in a very bad way) when confronted with some of the garbage it produces. Fucking hell. Europapa: my neighbors loved it (volume up, on repeat), I'd rather move to an active war zone and die.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It doesn't unite, rather it divides withjn communities. You have the fans, and the rest of us lose it (in a very bad way) when confronted with some of the garbage it produces. Fucking hell. Europapa: my neighbors loved it (volume up, on repeat), I'd rather move to an active war zone and die.
We'll have to have a strong word with those states first. Oregon will be admitted as is, portland is weird enough! Others have to prove they're ma-ya-hee enough.
(I must confess as a Dutchie: I cannot even watch 5 seconds of it. Geez Louise, what drugs do you need to get through several nights?!)
(I must confess as a Dutchie: I cannot even watch 5 seconds of it. Geez Louise, what drugs do you need to get through several nights?!)
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We'll have to have a strong word with those states first. Oregon will be admitted as is, portland is weird enough! Others have to prove they're ma-ya-hee enough.
(I must confess as a Dutchie: I cannot even watch 5 seconds of it. Geez Louise, what drugs do you need to get through several nights?!)
(I must confess as a Dutchie: I cannot even watch 5 seconds of it. Geez Louise, what drugs do you need to get through several nights?!)
Utterly disgusted, actually. Wtf is happening over there? But also: I sincerely hope no other countries go full maga. And: please make it stop, it's unbearable to watch.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
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November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Utterly disgusted, actually. Wtf is happening over there? But also: I sincerely hope no other countries go full maga. And: please make it stop, it's unbearable to watch.
For someone with dementia he's actually stellar at reading text. Probably the best I've ever seen. Give the man a fake gold prize, stat!
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For someone with dementia he's actually stellar at reading text. Probably the best I've ever seen. Give the man a fake gold prize, stat!
De meeste mensen krijgen geen riant boven modaal wachtgeld. Hij mag best balen, maar dit is wel wat doorgeschoten...
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
De meeste mensen krijgen geen riant boven modaal wachtgeld. Hij mag best balen, maar dit is wel wat doorgeschoten...
Why is he so obsessed with a ballroom? One he'll use to have dinners, with tables and chairs, not actual dancing. Aren't ballrooms sooooooo 1890's? What's the use for them in 2025?!
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Why is he so obsessed with a ballroom? One he'll use to have dinners, with tables and chairs, not actual dancing. Aren't ballrooms sooooooo 1890's? What's the use for them in 2025?!
This article exactly states what I'm saying, actually. The urinary microbiome is at the end of the urethra, not in the bladder or higher up. Urine when produced in the kidneys should be sterile (maybe viruses get through), it gets contaminated on the way out, at the very end.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This article exactly states what I'm saying, actually. The urinary microbiome is at the end of the urethra, not in the bladder or higher up. Urine when produced in the kidneys should be sterile (maybe viruses get through), it gets contaminated on the way out, at the very end.
He's talking to dead people now? Ah, I see. Please have your president checked by your best psychiatrist at your earliest convenience. Not sure it'll help, but please try?
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He's talking to dead people now? Ah, I see. Please have your president checked by your best psychiatrist at your earliest convenience. Not sure it'll help, but please try?