If only there was some sort of pan-European organisation we could be a part of that would help old Blighty weather the storm from narcissistic billionaire man-babies interfering in our politics and daily lives. I dunno, they could call it the European Union or something.

The far right have been salivating over seeing Reform in government by 2029 but at this rate they will have imploded by Easter.

First they came for the avocado on toast eaters, I said nothing as I'm not very fond of avocado on toast, then they came for the tofu eaters, I said nothing as I've rarely enjoyed tofu...then they came for anyone who has eaten a sandwich for lunch...

Trump may never have become US president without The Apprentice and Boris Johnson would arguably never have been London Mayor and PM without HIGNY. Turning toxic, far right individuals into celebrities needs to stop. That starts with The Guardian, starve them of publicity.

Must be a lot of Labour government ministers counting down the days until some hack from the Daily Mail reveals they once put their bins out on the wrong day or lit a bonfire before sunset, career over, just like that.

So he's going there, the MAGA playbook...but if he wants it debated, he can try to raise a private member's bill in the next parliament, but that would mean him actually turning up in the House of Commons.

There's an orange elephant, and a multi billionaire man-child in the room and nobody in mainstream British politics seems to be addressing what it means for the UK which will be forced to pick as side, interesting times so to speak.

I don't know what you are meant to call posts on that place run by the petulant space weirdo but surely its legitimate to use the term "tweet" here now, it's basically Twitter.