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My boss: Hey you are killing it. Great job!
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
April 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My boss: Hey you are killing it. Great job!
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
Me, internally: You just don’t know how terrible I am. I’m a wretch and unworthy of praise. The moment you know the real me I will be fired.
Me, externally: Ah thanks, I appreciate it.
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Celebrating #InternationalAsexualityDay with my most popular Tumblr post of all time.
April 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Celebrating #InternationalAsexualityDay with my most popular Tumblr post of all time.
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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January 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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Get in back in line you uneducated racist lazy poors!
December 28, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Get in back in line you uneducated racist lazy poors!
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