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Leigh Ann (mad girl autumn version)
@latognetti.bsky.social
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An attorney ⚖️, UMC clergy spouse, Swiftie, and mom living in the RGV. Weeping may last for the night, but joy comes with the morning.
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I have extremely mixed feelings about getting my kid a phone for Christmas, but a definite benefit will be that she can watch YouTube videos on her own account
Screenshot showing YouTube Recap, a black background with white lettering. At the top it says “stacyplays” with a profile picture below it of a cartoon girl with brown hair, glasses, and a blue and white striped shirt. Below that the text reads “Top 0.1% of viewers” and below that in smaller letters it says “You watched 1,149 of their videos this year—that’s dedication.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hey #cookieparty, does anyone know a good dairy-free white chocolate? Walmart used to have one but it got discontinued.
(pic for tax; the white chocolate is for ginger cookies)
Several dozen raspberry thumbprint cookies sitting on parchment paper on a white tile counter (I baked these last year)
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This means it’s almost time for one of my favorite genres of social media videos: giant northern breed dogs refusing to come in from the snow
Screenshot of a rescue account (name redacted) posting a graphic that reads “if you are freezing…so is your dog! A cold weather guide for pet owners”
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Please send help
A text conversation with my mother Today 4:41 PM Mom (a white bubble) Chat G just told me my cake l'm baking tonight is going to be fantastic!! Me (a blue bubble) Too bad it doesn't know how to cook Delivered Mom (a screenshot from her phone) 4:40 = ChatGPT (A blue bubble) Chat...how do you know my cake is delicious, if you can't eat??? (A white bubble) Haha, fair question! 😆 You need GPT-5 to continue this chat because there's an attachment. Your limit resets after 9:33 PM. New chat Get Plus Ask anything (End of screenshot from mom’s phone)
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Feeling cute. Might rob the Louvre later.
Selfie of me in all black with a yellow hi-vis vest. I’m also wearing two rhinestone necklaces, a pair of pearl and rhinestone earrings, and a rhinestone headband over a black beanie.
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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What in the Hatch Act violation is this?! (I know, we apparently don’t care about that anymore)
Screenshot of the USDA Food and Nutrition Service website. At the top is a large banner (reddish-brown?) that reads “Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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What kind of shrinkflation nonsense is this tiny chicken?!?!
A tiny grocery store rotisserie chicken sitting in its plastic container on the counter The meat removed from the chicken sitting on a kitchen scale. It weighs 1 lb 2.7 oz.
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
A blonde cartoon figure in a black catsuit with a black mask and green eyes standing in a cartoon version of the Louvre. The figure is Copycat, a doppelgänger of Cat Noir from the show Miraculous
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Mixed up my Shipley’s order in honor of the day
Donut with sprinkles and orange icing sitting on a Shipley Donuts bag
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Bougie Carhartt is the weirdest thing to me
A Carhartt store in a shopping center between Gap and Loft
September 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I love it when my beauty store rewards account has better security than the e-filing system that our entire federal judiciary runs off of (or the state’s if you come down to it)
Screenshot of an email from Ulta reminding me that Ulta Beauty accounts now have 2-factor authentication
September 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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As a reminder that not everything is awful, here’s a little Derpy keychain I made this week
Felt keychain that looks like a blue tiger’s face with its tongue sticking out. The tiger is Derpy from K-pop Demon Hunters
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Siri, play “I Hate It Here” by Taylor Swift
Screenshot of a message from my children’s school. It reads: Fri, Sep 12, 2025 at 04:37 PM ALERT: All students and staff are safe. Today, a child was reported to have made a concerning comment about school. We took immediate action to conduct a search and a visit will be made to the parents' home. We will post updates. Thank you for your understanding and support.
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A+ infosec from a particular state agency, as usual.
Picture of a CD-R and its paper envelope. Both the envelope and the CD itself have the CD password written on them (I have covered the passwords up by putting a sticky note over them)
September 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Remember at the beginning of the pandemic when everything went touch-free? We appear to have done a 180.
Picture of a touch screen sign-in kiosk at a Walgreens pharmacy
September 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Also I absolutely parked in these people’s reserved spot for the 10 minutes I was at the school #sorrynotsorry
Picture of a sign that says “reserved parking only for THE [REDACTED] FAMILY platinum sponsor”
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Also at the Acropolis Museum, my family may or may not have made fun of me for taking pictures of 5th Century BCE public records
Photo of a large fractured slab of stone inscribed with Greek text. It is on display in a museum with a placard that reads “Financial account for the construction of the Erechtheion. 408/7 BC”
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
Screenshot of Taylor Swift’s website with a countdown and orange door almost at the bottom. Orange, red, blue and gray boxes with locks are to either side of the door
August 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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ISTG this woman is trying to kill me
Screenshot of Taylor Swift’s webpage with an orange door and a mint green countdown and below that “Expires August 13 at 7:00PM ET”
August 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I may have screamed a little
Screenshot of a text convo from my husband. He says “r u ok?” to which I replied with a screenshot of Taylor’s website with The Life of A Showgirl, and he replied “Ah.”
August 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Taylor swift website showing preorders for “Life of a Showgirl” album (orange & green, cover art hidden)
August 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I’ve seen some beautiful embroidery the last couple days in Mexico, but I was surprised today to see these two dresses embroidered in cross-stitch!!
Two white dresses hanging on a wall, both with strips of embroidered floral motifs. The one on the left is done in cross-stitch. A white dress with the bodice covered in brightly-colored flowers and insects done in cross stitch
August 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Chichén Itza is so Rep coded 🐍
The pyramid at Chichén Itza with snakes’ heads at the bottom of the staircase on the north face
August 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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These interns are getting younger every year
Picture of a child sitting sideways in an office guest chair watching PJ Masks on a purple tablet & wearing pink & teal headphones. The corner of a (messy) desk is in the foreground.
July 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The financial reasons for cancelling Colbert
NYT Headline: FCC Approves Skydance’s Merger with Paramount Sub-head: The agency’s blessing was one of the last hurdles for the deal, which was being subjected to close scrutiny by the Trump administration over a picture of FFC chair Brendan Carr
July 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM