Worked at a lighting company once. Salesman comes in with an “unbreakable” lens / diffuser. I asked if I could try and break it. Put it against the wall at a 45° angle and stomped it. Broke. To their credit, they came back with another one I could NOT break hahaha! Andy AND Marine proof.

“Spill proof? We’ll see about that.”

Started my “regular news” blackout on the late evening of 05 November, 2024. Have no intention of slurping up the curated news spread across hundreds of stations.

If getting kicked in the face by a fine looking human in a shiny, black vinyl body suit is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Oh, and dark sunglasses too.

Um, he wears a chain outside his shirt? Keep up! ;) 😂 The Zuck is now trying to pass himself off as an “alpha.” Lol!

As a neurospucy, this is my life. One rabbit hole at a time…

Trash Panda? Also best panda.

Yeah, but you’re smart enough not to start a land war in Asia.

Shit, I already enjoyed your content. I am ready to have your babies.