I thought I knew what I was getting into.

I did not.

HAPPY BIRFDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:(

Congrats!!! I've no idea how I'm going to get this to Argentina but I promise I'll post a picture when I do.

Also apologies for no Japanese, I'm out of practise :V

The Cutscene Skipper is watching _borderlands_ videos?

Who are you and where's Kaubocks

103.

400 Conejos is some great stuff. So smooth you can just sip it neat.

But tell us how your REALLY feel

Remember when phones came with earphones

Picture this: It’s the ‘80s, and you’re nestled between high-fashion glamor and high-ticket crime.

As the world’s greatest photographer, you’ll visit a variety of rich and lavish settings, with one question on your mind:

What are you stealing tonight?

Introducing SNAP & GRAB!

There's a sliver of an overlap in the Venn diagram of "things I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy" and "things I'd definitely subject my best friend to".

This falls squarely in said overlap.

God damn girl; which one your at?

My first cat was called Murray because of him.
Miss you every day, you grey weirdo.