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teddyras from the computer
@teddyras.bsky.social
funny man who plays video'd games. sometimes speedrunner, full time shitposter.

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decided on this month's marathon: I've decided to 🔥 SUFFER!!! 🔥

on january 24th for like the whole day, I'm gonna play 6 pain-causing pinball games and 1 that I like (so far) that reviewed poorly. you can swap the game every 5th sub, and the consequences of that, I just gotta deal with it.
Spooky Sunday 👻 boiling water 💧 fixing my tv 📺 watching some films 📽️ and what if social media was scary(er) 👍

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January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
forgot to mention it, but my Game Of The Year 2025 goes to, once again: Zoop for the SNES. it just keeps happening, how does it do it!
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
while this red circle surrounds my face, I am impossible to kill. it's just like being in the living room, you can't help it, you are forced to live
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Alright silent hill 1-4 power ranking ⛰️

1) SH3 2) SH1 3) SH4 4) SH2

3 puts you in situations where beating the enemies is a bad idea for many reasons. creates tension, actually scary.

2 was the easiest game by far to play. had the coolest ideas & story, but playing it was lame. also boat segment
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I keep sending "mushroom that make mario wide instead of tall" emails to shigeru miyamoto, but he wont answer them. do you think he's mad at me?
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
What's going on with our old pal itchio? 👻 I'm checking out some spooky stuff I've been missing by not checking out one of the other websites with games on it for a hot minute 🎮 come check it out

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January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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THEY NEVER BELIEVED ME BUT THE TRUTH WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
2025 was a bit of a speedrun drought for me. I mostly speedran dead rising remake and the dark souls rando. not much came out that I thought made a good speedgame.

2026 looks like a lot of cool speedgames I might enjoy are on the horizon, maybe more if they get more specific release dates
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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other varieties of hassy:
regular
long (not to be confused with the size. long hassy is regular hassy except its flavor lingers on the tongue for no less than 12 hours.)
salt
sour cream & onion
soup
ginger & ginseng
dirt
petrichor
wormwood
worm
wood
denim (a jassy™)
osteocalcin
disappointment
pomelo
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
dropped my damn hoagie...
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
this might be my most fricked up bazaar ghost 👻 basically it was hasting my items & charging my rightmost item anytime anyone used an item (literally). constant freeze, thousands of shield, hundreds of regen & burn. enemy cant move, I got very tanky quickly, big burn, how do you win against this?
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I am not part of GDQ, but I had to sketch this one too (last one).
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I'd rather stream pouring hotsauce in my eyeballs
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
decided on this month's marathon: I've decided to 🔥 SUFFER!!! 🔥

on january 24th for like the whole day, I'm gonna play 6 pain-causing pinball games and 1 that I like (so far) that reviewed poorly. you can swap the game every 5th sub, and the consequences of that, I just gotta deal with it.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the first sunday of the year: we're playing games about at a creepy carnival 🎪 a creepy tool company 🔧 a creepy toy house 🧸 and a creepy 4th thing 🔮 come check it out

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January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
to everyone going to gdq this weekend, remember: they call it pittsburg because of all the floor traps everywhere. if you fall into one, the locals will gather around the edge and say "haha, holebie, fell in the dang hole".

why has this been allowed to continue for years? nobody can say. stay safe
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm doing my 🎉 Crappy New Year marathon: playing a bunch of the past year's worst games for the rest of today 🚽 we got a guy eating drywall 🧱 we got beavers 🦫 we got so many games with simulator in the title that aren't even simulator games ⁉️ it'll be a good time

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December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Soup update #soupupdate

I made a soup. Carne en su jugos. Beef and bacon in a tomatillo/serrano/cilantro broth served over pinto beans. It good, you can't have any, I'm eating all of it.
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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finally heard this line in killer7 last night and pointed at my screen
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
what the hell happened? I often ask myself the same thing, guy flying through the blue void with 6 ramen bowls with smiley faces on them
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
on today's spooky stream: ramen, but scary 🍜 going down a rabbit hole 🐇 and being a freakin goblin 👺

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December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
there are so many indie horror games on steam that just have empty rooms as their screenshots, like yeah dude: look at all this space I have to run or walk around and turn my flashlight on & off in. wahoo can't wait 💀
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
fishing all day 🎣 every 10 subs I gotta do a fishing related quest. if we hit 250: I'm adding sunday 2 (but with non-horror games) to every week. stop on by and hang out, you can fish with me for channel points/subs/bits

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December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM