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Cold Water is the best Justin Bieber song easily, that Ive heard anyways. The only 2016 Billboard Year end hit that does the tropical music style right (that I can think of)
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
One of my very few criticisms of Elden Ring is that I wish there were more Dark Souls 1-level connections. There’s plenty of shortcuts and connections inside areas, I mean like outside too. For example, like maybe an Undead Burg-level shortcut you unlock in Stormveil Castle that starts from Limgrave
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I love how every time something good happens this school year during senior year, some stupid bullshit happens in it that fucks it all up completely
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
If I had to rank all poison areas it would probably be:

1. Shulva
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2. Sunken Valley
3. Blighttown
4. The Gutter
5. 5-1 Valley of Defilement
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6. Ashina Depths
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7. Lake of Rot
8. Farron Keep
9. Nightmare Frontier
10. Black Gulch
11. 5-2 Swamp of Sorrow
I guess the best poison Soulsborne area if it counts is Shulva and it’s not even close, but even then it’s just poison-afflicting enemies. The only poison area (aside from Sunken Valley) that has an identity outside of “large poisonous swamp”. Shulva is the only one that is a 10/10 area
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I guess the best poison Soulsborne area if it counts is Shulva and it’s not even close, but even then it’s just poison-afflicting enemies. The only poison area (aside from Sunken Valley) that has an identity outside of “large poisonous swamp”. Shulva is the only one that is a 10/10 area
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Lake of Rot is easily the worst area in Elden Ring and it’s not close. Even then I consider it one of the better (or lesser bad) poison swamp areas of the series, because at least the poison doesn’t slow you down, and it has no ganks in the swamp part of the area (though it does in the temple)
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Been so long since I’ve really used this app that I haven’t updated the age in my bio yet
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
2025 was a good year for my life, but a horrible year for the world. 2026 will probably be even stronger in both regards. Can’t wait to leave this shithole of a country
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 AM
It astounds me how such an astronomically huge amount of people can be so blatantly wrong about something, even if it’s politics
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Beat Elden Ring recently, masterpiece. Favorite FromSoft souls game easily. My new ranking of the soulsborne series is:

1. Elden Ring
2. Dark Souls
3. Bloodborne
4. Sekiro
5. Dark Souls 3
6. Demon’s Souls
7. Dark Souls 2

Top 4 are all 10/10s and every game is at least an 8/10 if not a 9
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Finally beat him. Insanely hard, but still a lot of fun
Promised Consort Radahn is damn near impossible. Easily the hardest boss in the series, it’d be very hard to top this without making a fight that’s bullshit
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Promised Consort Radahn is damn near impossible. Easily the hardest boss in the series, it’d be very hard to top this without making a fight that’s bullshit
December 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Shadow of the Erdtree is definitely the best FromSoft DLC, no contest. I’m not even done with it yet and there are 6 locations I’d say are S-Tier (Shadow Keep, Belurat, Abyssal Woods/Midra’s Manse, Ancient Ruins of Rauh, Gravesite Plains, and Scadu Altus)
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Shadow Keep is officially my new favorite area of any FromSoft souls game now. Everything about it is perfection, level design and aesthetics are at their absolute peak. I didn’t think they would ever top Leyndell, let alone in the same game
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My Twitter got suspended, was gonna make another account but fuck that app. I’d much rather be here
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ink Lemonade is the grossest episode of SpongeBob no contest. Snot and Band-aids are my least favorite forms of gross out, and it has both
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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As someone who has talked to Brad Taste in Music privately a few times, and actively talked him down off a ledge to help him prep for rehab, I can say this: The man's only true love seems to be high numbers and analytics.

Maybe he was sincere about wanting to be a better person, maybe not, but...
August 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.

If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sorry I haven’t been using this account much, just haven’t had a lot of motivation lately
June 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anyone who likes or supports Charlie Kirk is a detestable piece of shit btw
May 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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the chinese century
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Do not call out their hypocrisy. They do not care.

They are the definition of pure evil. Anyone still on the fence is not worth saving. They had their chance.

We do not negotiate with evil. We do not try to change evil. We defeat evil. We eradicate evil.
April 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Blackmailers and Sextortionists are human pinworms and deserve to rot in hell forever. There have been a few cases I’ve seen where the victims committed s*****e because of these subhuman scums. Fuck these people they don’t deserve to breathe oxygen
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Limerence is absolutely one of the worst feelings ever. It’s unhealthy, and unless it’s fulfilled, it can bring your mood down for a long time. Probably the biggest reason why 2024 was such a hard year for me
March 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM