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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years theonion.com/search-...
August 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years theonion.com/search-...
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Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth
August 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth
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114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
There it is…..the ingredients for a blockbuster……everything is there…but…let’s make changes…..Pedro has been my champion for a minute…..but you could have had David Tennant…..why does it have to be this way @jayblack.bsky.social ?
July 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
There it is…..the ingredients for a blockbuster……everything is there…but…let’s make changes…..Pedro has been my champion for a minute…..but you could have had David Tennant…..why does it have to be this way @jayblack.bsky.social ?
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July 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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There are 100k students in med school each year. Room and board is about 100k per year. For 10b a year, med school could be free. We would see a wholesale change in the profession, career paths and the cost of care.
It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors
It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors
Republican plans to cap student borrowing could shatter an everyday profession
One GOP senator said anyone paying more than $100K to go to med school is "making a huge mistake." But the median cost of attending one is more than double that for the class of 2025.
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June 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There are 100k students in med school each year. Room and board is about 100k per year. For 10b a year, med school could be free. We would see a wholesale change in the profession, career paths and the cost of care.
It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors
It would change the economics for every financial decision doctors
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We’re now in hurricane season, and we’re still not seeing federal emergency declarations being issued in a timely manner. FEMA has had challenges for a long time and needs reform, but withholding these declarations is only making recovery slower and less efficient.
June 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We’re now in hurricane season, and we’re still not seeing federal emergency declarations being issued in a timely manner. FEMA has had challenges for a long time and needs reform, but withholding these declarations is only making recovery slower and less efficient.
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You mean like Bud Light?
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You mean like Bud Light?
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Welcome to government efficiency - Elon edition.
NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Welcome to government efficiency - Elon edition.
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We Are Many.....We Are Luigion!!!!
I think it's clever......I'm pretty sure I came up with it on my own....outside of the obvious parody
We Are Many.....We Are Luigion!!!!
I think it's clever......I'm pretty sure I came up with it on my own....outside of the obvious parody
February 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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We Are Many.....We Are Luigion!!!!
I think it's clever......I'm pretty sure I came up with it on my own....outside of the obvious parody
We Are Many.....We Are Luigion!!!!
I think it's clever......I'm pretty sure I came up with it on my own....outside of the obvious parody
I was wondering when this was going to make a comeback…..you can always count on Bobo
February 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I was wondering when this was going to make a comeback…..you can always count on Bobo
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Sounds like they made a fascist turducken.
February 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sounds like they made a fascist turducken.
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Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...
This doesn’t get mentioned enough….and it should be hammered home every day for the next four years
Recap:
One side wanted statehood for Palestine.
The other side didn't recognize Palestine or Palestinians. They wanted them gone. To steal their land and turn it into a riviera for their rich friends. To make the Palestinians refugees forever.
Guess which side the pro-Palestine crowd voted for?
One side wanted statehood for Palestine.
The other side didn't recognize Palestine or Palestinians. They wanted them gone. To steal their land and turn it into a riviera for their rich friends. To make the Palestinians refugees forever.
Guess which side the pro-Palestine crowd voted for?
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This doesn’t get mentioned enough….and it should be hammered home every day for the next four years
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States — theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States — theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...
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Remembering Sherman Hemsley on his birthday (February 1, 1938 – July 24, 2012) 💙🕊️
February 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Remembering Sherman Hemsley on his birthday (February 1, 1938 – July 24, 2012) 💙🕊️
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NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
@jayblack.bsky.social I've got questions......why isn't Friday the 31st a thing?
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@jayblack.bsky.social I've got questions......why isn't Friday the 31st a thing?
I've got questions......why isn't Friday the 31st a thing?
February 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I've got questions......why isn't Friday the 31st a thing?
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When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’
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January 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When We Invited You To Join Our Trivia Team, It Was With The Understanding That You Knew ‘Star Trek’
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At least the war in Ukraine will be over tomorrow like he promised.
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At least the war in Ukraine will be over tomorrow like he promised.