JPM
@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion
All I want for Christmas....
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
All I want for Christmas....
My throat is ready and waiting 😈
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My throat is ready and waiting 😈
Fuck, you're a genius too 🤤
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fuck, you're a genius too 🤤
I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of
Oh so that's what heaven looks like!
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh so that's what heaven looks like!
Wow - so fucking hot 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wow - so fucking hot 🤤
Suddenly I'm a Beyblade
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Suddenly I'm a Beyblade
I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back 💖
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back 💖
Does that make me a brick layer?
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Does that make me a brick layer?
I certainly need rooting
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I certainly need rooting
I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me 😜
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me 😜
Want? It's more of a need 🤤
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Want? It's more of a need 🤤
I can help with that 😜
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I can help with that 😜
Damn Daddy's got wood 🥵
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Damn Daddy's got wood 🥵
And why do I get a push notification every time someone posts one? 🥲
September 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
And why do I get a push notification every time someone posts one? 🥲
We have so much in common - I like them a lot too 😉
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
We have so much in common - I like them a lot too 😉
Until I'm overflowing 🤤
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Until I'm overflowing 🤤
The way I'd climb on and ride you 🤤
September 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The way I'd climb on and ride you 🤤
Now which sauna might this be? Asking for a friend 🕳️
August 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Now which sauna might this be? Asking for a friend 🕳️
Furiously scribbling this onto a post-it for future me
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Furiously scribbling this onto a post-it for future me