JPM
@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion
Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least
I think this would fix me?
August 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think this would fix me?
Am I sensitive to noise or is my neighbour always yelling?
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Am I sensitive to noise or is my neighbour always yelling?
It's been roughly 50 minutes since I left a second round job interview and I've only checked my phone 457 times since then.
Pray for me 🙃
Pray for me 🙃
July 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's been roughly 50 minutes since I left a second round job interview and I've only checked my phone 457 times since then.
Pray for me 🙃
Pray for me 🙃
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The way I need a fat cock down my throat right now good Lord
July 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The way I need a fat cock down my throat right now good Lord
I have a job interview later this week. Nervous, excited, other emotions too. Now I need to plan some kind of treat/reward for after—open to suggestions 🙇
July 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have a job interview later this week. Nervous, excited, other emotions too. Now I need to plan some kind of treat/reward for after—open to suggestions 🙇
Holiday destinations that are equal parts gay and affordable - suggestions?
My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"
My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"
July 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Holiday destinations that are equal parts gay and affordable - suggestions?
My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"
My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"
Is this really so much to ask for? 🙏😇
July 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Is this really so much to ask for? 🙏😇
On the upside - my orchid is blooming and she is beautiful
June 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
On the upside - my orchid is blooming and she is beautiful
I've just been made redundant from work. I need someone with a big dick to fuck me until I feel better 🙏
June 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I've just been made redundant from work. I need someone with a big dick to fuck me until I feel better 🙏
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New gonorrhoea vaccine programme announced today, along with full mpox vaccine rollout.
This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services.
www.thelovetank.info/news/menb
This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services.
www.thelovetank.info/news/menb
The Love Tank responds to Gonorrhoea Vaccine Programme launch — The Love Tank CIC
The Love Tank salutes today’s announcement of a national Gonorrhoea vaccination programme being rolled out by the NHS.
www.thelovetank.info
May 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
New gonorrhoea vaccine programme announced today, along with full mpox vaccine rollout.
This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services.
www.thelovetank.info/news/menb
This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services.
www.thelovetank.info/news/menb
It's time to start thinking about booking a holiday - ideally somewhere warm and extremely gay. Any suggestions? 🙏
May 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's time to start thinking about booking a holiday - ideally somewhere warm and extremely gay. Any suggestions? 🙏
Got locked out of my account (aka couldn't remember my password) but now I'm back and hornier than ever 🎉
April 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Got locked out of my account (aka couldn't remember my password) but now I'm back and hornier than ever 🎉
Unreasonably horny in the airport 🥵
December 30, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Unreasonably horny in the airport 🥵
So, Red One is dreadful but can we agree the polar bear is unreasonably hot?
December 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
So, Red One is dreadful but can we agree the polar bear is unreasonably hot?
Do I go easy and do a full body day or, do I make the post of the cost of a day pass, and do both upper and lower one after the other for a ridiculous pump? I'm open to thoughts and opinions
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Do I go easy and do a full body day or, do I make the post of the cost of a day pass, and do both upper and lower one after the other for a ridiculous pump? I'm open to thoughts and opinions
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I'd like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate, there's a Xanax behind each little door
November 18, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I'd like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate, there's a Xanax behind each little door