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doriantaylor.com dorian @doriantaylor.com · Jun 5
you've seen the cat alignment chart?
DISTINGUISHED BABY • sweet • respectable • politely request you to turn on the tap so they can have a little drinkie poo TRUE BABY • NEEDS affection • sleeps on your head • would make a very good emotional support animal RAT BABY • will do whatever it takes to get attention • zero loyalty • climbs you like a tree/screams at closed doors TRUE DISTINGUISHED • handsome • strong opinions about cat food brands • could be elected mayor of a small town CAT • "yeah this thing just kind of lives at my house, i feed it and stuff, sometimes it lets me pet it" • put a mouse in your shoe once TRUE RAT • no thoughts, head empty • has stolen an entire chicken • would sell you to Satan for one corn chip DISTINGUISHED BASTARD • inspires fear • poops on the floor if the litter box isn't pristine • in the evil mastermind's lap while they turn dramatically in a chair TRUE BASTARD • hates you but tolerates your presence • violence is the answer • would eat your eyeballs if it got hungry enough RAT BASTARD • "how did you even get there??" • bites you when they want attention • frequently found inside the trashcan eating burrito wrappers
June 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:24 PM