(joker voice) you wanna know how I got these skid marks

working on a new band called Horrifically Graphic Diarrhea

Can you really not save drafts on this bitch

guy who thinks PSA is pronounced pissa

rest in peace to my dad Harry Meline aka Harry Keys m.youtube.com/watch?v=X4fT...

You could never make a show called breaking bad these days. People would think you meant the other show.

You could never make a show like breaking bad these days. No flip phones

Hey we’re a band from WV and we’re writing ~custom songs~ for Valentine’s Day. We’ve done this literally more than 150 times before, pls trust us and buy a song at massingwv.com/mbass

Finally finished young Sheldon. It starts off great (season 2 is actually fire) and gradually gets worse until the borderline-unwatchable season 7. They had some emotional juice in the penultimate episode, but the finale was complete slop. Disappointing ending to a show with a lot of potential 💔

forgot how to write tweet

Staring at the hibachi chef’s giant holstered knife on his side like a police officer’s gun