Lauren HM
lasahana.bsky.social
Lauren HM
@lasahana.bsky.social
Baker, powerlifter, wine and cocktail drinker, queer mom of two boys
What are you doing, Frito?
March 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As a former recipient of a Fulbright, I can confirm that having my funding cut off as a 22-year old in South Korea would have been ... disruptive. While some may be able to find other jobs, others may be effectively stranded depending on whether they have enough funds to even get themselves home.
Just got an email from the Fulbright Association. As of right now, funding has been cut off to 12,500 US citizens currently abroad and and more than 7,400 foreigner scholars and students in the United States
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.

Let’s start with Elon Musk.
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.

What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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I cannot tell you how many things Trump is saying that were long ago debunked in every single major-media publication but that he is saying tonight because he thinks they sound good and he knows that the people he is actually trying to speak to literally never watch the news, only his speeches
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Given three people in my family (my maternal grandfather and two of his sisters) died from pancreatic cancer, this is very exciting to me.
In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine had no signs of relapse after three years.

Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.
A Vaccine For Pancreatic Cancer Continues To Show Promise
In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease had no relapse three years later.
buff.ly
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen.

Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”

globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
globalnews.ca
February 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Friend just called them DOGE-bags and am sad i didn’t think of that one
February 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Apparently, the new MAGA logic is that government cannot force a private entity to bake a cake for a gay wedding because that's tyranny; but government can force a private entity to not bake a cake for a gay wedding, because that's freedom.”
Was sent a memo from a DOJ contact. New AG announcement: DOJ will criminally prosecute private corporations who enact DEIA policies.

Yes—private corporations😳

This is Project 2025. This is fascism. This will get worse.

My full analysis: www.qasimrashid.com/p/ag-bondi-t...
AG Bondi to Criminally Prosecute Private Entities for DEIA
Bondi makes clear that the "again" in MAGA refers to the period of Jim Crow America
www.qasimrashid.com
February 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Enzo is stealing Frito's breakfast!
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.
🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”

EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Frito loves his stuffies. Sometimes I think I have toddlers again with the number of stuffed animals strewn around our floors.
February 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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50 protests, 50 states, 1 day
Details on Reddit r/50501 or #50501 on socials

Feb 5th at your state capital
February 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I made a couple of wontons tonight.
February 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@jenhannahmurphy.bsky.social has a Fishwife tinned fish addiction
January 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tonight Frito is snuggling up with Enzo, who is wearing his grandpa sweater.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Snuggly Frito the dog.
January 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I would really like my childhood dream of becoming the first woman president to be ruined (or won by me) in my lifetime. It seems the only way to guarantee this is for both parties to nominate a woman as their presidential candidate.

Of course that will be the year the third party candidate wins.
January 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I prefer the Ednaswap version of the song Torn to the more popular Natalie Imbruglia cover.
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
He requested a homemade breakfast sandwich. "A big one." I think I delivered.
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Oh cool! It's like their version of VR."
July 8, 2023 at 2:19 AM