Lars U. Johnson
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Lars U. Johnson
@larsujohnson.bsky.social
Christian, Husband, Father, Professor, and Social Scientist. PhD in something I was told I should be able to explain in less than 30 seconds. I’m the people’s curmudgeon - happiest grumpy person you’ll ever meet.

ΩΨΦ ⚡️🐶🐾

There will be typos.

Thanks.
I hooded my first phd student last week. I couldn’t be prouder of her hard work and list of accomplishments. We’re now academic cousins.
May 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Recent BBQ content. We love jerk chicken.

@hakeemjefferson.bsky.social @neillewisjr.bsky.social I used that recipe from Dole. Don’t sleep. 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The world honestly hasn’t been the same since I came across this. Did you all try it? #neverforget

@neillewisjr.bsky.social @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
ROO to the MVP Bruhz! #SuperBowl #QueSky #QueDogSky #BlackSky
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I blame you, Tom. Where are you when we need you most?
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is it. Just came across my
Fb feed. 😂
January 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mark Zuckerberg invited me to a channel? I promise you don’t want me in there. 😂
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Included my daughter in the picture because my kids are one of the reasons I need to revisit my efficiency strategies. Thanks for the recommendation @lorabishop.bsky.social. The kids don’t like me to work. She doesn’t even want me to read this book. 😂
January 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lunch time! I cooked this bird last week and miss it; it didn’t last long around my family. I might do another to celebrate the first week of classes.
January 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I got a new grill for my birthday. I can’t wait to run the rotisserie.
January 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Cracking the risky and inappropriate joke on Slack vs right before the impromptu meeting with HR the next day
December 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Understanding the stats lecture vs understanding the first dataset assignment
December 31, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Been working my way back up after I injuring my left elbow, and this went up to easy. Think I re-injured my right elbow in the process. Joint problems from sports way back in the day are a literal pain. I just want to rack four plates one last time. That’s it.
December 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Black Claus Gang!
December 26, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Cut that fender off and had no idea that d ring was so close. So, I’m losing a ring for my straps on each side and have more work to do. 😂
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Quickly found out I didn’t budget enough time to cut off the fender, weld on a new one, replace the hub, and put new tires on. Why? Because I bought the wrong hubs, there’s more cutting than expected, and I have to cut off some d rings.
December 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
.boulder shoulders.
December 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Before pics. Lots of grinding to get rid of that rush. And cutting through the stick welds was annoying.
December 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I found this fire table on fb marketplace and rebuilt it. I’m thinking about making it into a Santa Maria. Right now, it’s more of a fire table.
December 16, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Quick BBQ break to help with the hurt. The beef ribs I made along the way.
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Chest day = ice day
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I’m really just making pizzas to get through this batch of dough - good practice. Pizza measurement error is real, especially when you’re rushing to make dough before the gym rush.

👇🏾Blackened chicken, bacon, mozz, parm, colby j, and store bought alfredo. I’ll make alfredo for it in the future.👇🏾
December 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
@anthonyperillo.bsky.social @kevinmking.bsky.social I got the oven in sometime in early October. Took me six weeks to fabricate the stand because the semester was cruel. NY(ish) pizzas are coming along.
December 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I bet it was! I think I burned myself out because I’ve barely used it since moving to Texas. I also gained a pandemic 20, so they may have been part of it. When I had a gas stove range, I was so into griddling that I fabricated a mini one for my kitchen.
December 15, 2023 at 2:06 AM