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Larry Kenobi
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“Mr Qui Gon, what are midochlorians?”

“It’s heroin.”
Wachtell snatching the success fee like Indiana Jones’ hat
July 8, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Former-twitter shareholders to Wachtell Lipton:
July 8, 2023 at 2:26 AM
“I’ve thought about this for years and I’ve come all the way here to put it back where it belongs.”
July 7, 2023 at 3:28 AM
July 7, 2023 at 1:47 AM
sharing my one bsky invite like
June 22, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Tasteless, sure. But any time Tom Wambsgans would be furious for not having something, you know you’re in elite news reporting territory.
June 22, 2023 at 10:19 PM