Larry Kenobi
@larrykenobi.bsky.social
“Mr Qui Gon, what are midochlorians?”
“It’s heroin.”
“It’s heroin.”
Well I suppose now is a good time to withdraw my name from consideration for the president elect's DUI task force
November 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Well I suppose now is a good time to withdraw my name from consideration for the president elect's DUI task force
black rock city fam, I know times are tough. just use your cybertrucks.
September 3, 2023 at 1:22 PM
black rock city fam, I know times are tough. just use your cybertrucks.
any time you wonder if the people in charge are smart just remember that takes like these are how you become an influencer amongst the elite.
Goddamn is this guy ever stupid, I tell you what
July 29, 2023 at 7:32 PM
any time you wonder if the people in charge are smart just remember that takes like these are how you become an influencer amongst the elite.
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sharing my one bsky invite like
June 22, 2023 at 11:53 PM
sharing my one bsky invite like
Biden is the blue Reagan and trump is the gop carter pass it on
July 28, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Biden is the blue Reagan and trump is the gop carter pass it on
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You may not like Vogelbach’s body, but it is what peak performance looks like
July 20, 2023 at 1:21 AM
You may not like Vogelbach’s body, but it is what peak performance looks like
I’m sorry to the vogelbach haters but you must accept that unconventional bodies can deliver elite athletic performances.
July 20, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I’m sorry to the vogelbach haters but you must accept that unconventional bodies can deliver elite athletic performances.
I heard dril finally showed up. Great stuff. We’re big time now.
July 19, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I heard dril finally showed up. Great stuff. We’re big time now.
Elon is doing the lowtax speed run.
July 11, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Elon is doing the lowtax speed run.
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Paul did the teapot dome scandal.
Paul started the potato famine in 1845
Paul told the Canadian Army to not take care of POW's in the first world war
July 8, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Paul did the teapot dome scandal.
i’m a drug addicted jedi
let's do something fun
where did your username come from?
I used to be a radio intern when I was 19 and my radio name was "Terence The Black Nerd" and it stuck
where did your username come from?
I used to be a radio intern when I was 19 and my radio name was "Terence The Black Nerd" and it stuck
July 8, 2023 at 3:21 AM
i’m a drug addicted jedi
Wachtell snatching the success fee like Indiana Jones’ hat
July 8, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Wachtell snatching the success fee like Indiana Jones’ hat
Former-twitter shareholders to Wachtell Lipton:
July 8, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Former-twitter shareholders to Wachtell Lipton:
helicopter money for social media managers.
July 7, 2023 at 3:50 AM
helicopter money for social media managers.
“I’ve thought about this for years and I’ve come all the way here to put it back where it belongs.”
July 7, 2023 at 3:28 AM
“I’ve thought about this for years and I’ve come all the way here to put it back where it belongs.”
New Texas law places bounties on Threads users that block other members
July 7, 2023 at 3:04 AM
New Texas law places bounties on Threads users that block other members
this is how heaven works, like the end of titanic, for shitposters.
I signed up for threads and I already regret it
July 6, 2023 at 12:40 PM
this is how heaven works, like the end of titanic, for shitposters.
threads can be our ally as long as they too tell matt yglesias to go fuck himself.
July 6, 2023 at 3:27 AM
threads can be our ally as long as they too tell matt yglesias to go fuck himself.
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you misheard me, i said that my partner and i are into polyarmory. we believe munitions should be kept in several discrete locations to ensure access to weaponry if one arsenal is captured by hostiles.
July 2, 2023 at 2:12 PM
you misheard me, i said that my partner and i are into polyarmory. we believe munitions should be kept in several discrete locations to ensure access to weaponry if one arsenal is captured by hostiles.
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me reading as many skeets as i want
July 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
me reading as many skeets as i want
smh mets treating the fan base like someone that’s on a plantation that they own.
June 30, 2023 at 4:20 AM
smh mets treating the fan base like someone that’s on a plantation that they own.
talking heads analyzing prigozhin are like “as marlo said, you come at the king, you win or you die.”
June 29, 2023 at 2:08 AM
talking heads analyzing prigozhin are like “as marlo said, you come at the king, you win or you die.”
sharing my one bsky invite like
June 22, 2023 at 11:53 PM
sharing my one bsky invite like