Larry Beerman
@larrybermanspeaks.bsky.social
Just a humble god fearing man doing my best to rein in my obstinate son and unfaithful wife!
Active Alcoholic, Sales Savant, Cloud Engineer, Baseball Coach, and former Lieutenant Colonel 🇺🇸
Active Alcoholic, Sales Savant, Cloud Engineer, Baseball Coach, and former Lieutenant Colonel 🇺🇸
I’d have empathy for the people who lost their lives, loved ones, or their home but they live in a liberal state! Hilarious stuff!
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’d have empathy for the people who lost their lives, loved ones, or their home but they live in a liberal state! Hilarious stuff!
Eek Gad! You might be onto something here! In this pic the lighting and angle is completely different than usual! Doesn’t look like how I usually see him at all!
January 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Eek Gad! You might be onto something here! In this pic the lighting and angle is completely different than usual! Doesn’t look like how I usually see him at all!
I often call my fat son my stupid little BabySon. He loves being demeaned!
December 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I often call my fat son my stupid little BabySon. He loves being demeaned!
Interesting. My unfaithful wife was just released from the hospital at the same time.
December 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Interesting. My unfaithful wife was just released from the hospital at the same time.
Gotta get my fat son in here, as long as you’re talking about bellies!
December 13, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Gotta get my fat son in here, as long as you’re talking about bellies!
I tried a similar tactic with the local Viacom branch a few years ago. Unfortunately, they arrested me for embezzling and then did not award me the title of CEO. However, unlike Mr Musk’s power hungry dick riding, I merely torment my fat son.
December 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I tried a similar tactic with the local Viacom branch a few years ago. Unfortunately, they arrested me for embezzling and then did not award me the title of CEO. However, unlike Mr Musk’s power hungry dick riding, I merely torment my fat son.
He was actually naked in front of the embassy screaming “Hillary! It’s either love me or die!” while a small cabal of terrorists watched in confusion. That’s a patriot right there.
#kashmoney #usa
#kashmoney #usa
December 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
He was actually naked in front of the embassy screaming “Hillary! It’s either love me or die!” while a small cabal of terrorists watched in confusion. That’s a patriot right there.
#kashmoney #usa
#kashmoney #usa
I don’t support this unless they have proof it’s what made my fat son stubborn and mean. In that case, I’d rather him be nice and in a wheelchair.
#dumbson #caringdad
#dumbson #caringdad
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I don’t support this unless they have proof it’s what made my fat son stubborn and mean. In that case, I’d rather him be nice and in a wheelchair.
#dumbson #caringdad
#dumbson #caringdad
Sounds like a standup guy. Very thoughtful! Same reason I withheld my years of embezzling crimes from my fat son.
December 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Sounds like a standup guy. Very thoughtful! Same reason I withheld my years of embezzling crimes from my fat son.
Woah! He's like a supervillain of dick-riding. Keep up the good work Kash Money, I hope my fat son becomes more like you one day.
#dumbson #plutocrat #kashmoney
#dumbson #plutocrat #kashmoney
December 12, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Woah! He's like a supervillain of dick-riding. Keep up the good work Kash Money, I hope my fat son becomes more like you one day.
#dumbson #plutocrat #kashmoney
#dumbson #plutocrat #kashmoney
I like you Michael. I also turn the trivial mishaps of my online experience into fake journalism.
Breaking News: My fat son just talked shit about me on Facebook. What does this say about America?
Breaking News: My fat son just talked shit about me on Facebook. What does this say about America?
December 12, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I like you Michael. I also turn the trivial mishaps of my online experience into fake journalism.
Breaking News: My fat son just talked shit about me on Facebook. What does this say about America?
Breaking News: My fat son just talked shit about me on Facebook. What does this say about America?
God Dammit. I told my fat son to visit home before swimming to Africa!
December 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
God Dammit. I told my fat son to visit home before swimming to Africa!
My son has two brain cells in his burgeoning abdomen:
1. Big fat dumbo son cells
2. Never returns his dad calls cells
1. Big fat dumbo son cells
2. Never returns his dad calls cells
December 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My son has two brain cells in his burgeoning abdomen:
1. Big fat dumbo son cells
2. Never returns his dad calls cells
1. Big fat dumbo son cells
2. Never returns his dad calls cells
I'm going to use my office hours today to... Oh shit! I don't have a job! Guess I'll show up to my fat son's work and deride him.
#dumbson #unemployed
#dumbson #unemployed
December 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I'm going to use my office hours today to... Oh shit! I don't have a job! Guess I'll show up to my fat son's work and deride him.
#dumbson #unemployed
#dumbson #unemployed
Run Mario, abandon your brother, you’ve gotta make it to Peach in time!
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Run Mario, abandon your brother, you’ve gotta make it to Peach in time!
Oh shit, my wife is fucking Jill Biden too! That’s power for you…
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Oh shit, my wife is fucking Jill Biden too! That’s power for you…