Fuck Ice Bird
@larkbunting.bsky.social
Getting my quarterly STI screen. You should too! I won’t say it won’t hurt. It will hurt just a teeny bit
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Getting my quarterly STI screen. You should too! I won’t say it won’t hurt. It will hurt just a teeny bit
Managed to train TikTok to show me exclusively baddies who are leftists
August 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Managed to train TikTok to show me exclusively baddies who are leftists
I believe in free speech except for “men can’t get laid” discourse
August 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I believe in free speech except for “men can’t get laid” discourse
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I'll be making a brief trip to either the SF Bay Area or San Diego this Saturday, 8/2 or Monday, 8/4. Make it easy for me to choose by sending me a 💌 <3 let's rendezvous.
July 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'll be making a brief trip to either the SF Bay Area or San Diego this Saturday, 8/2 or Monday, 8/4. Make it easy for me to choose by sending me a 💌 <3 let's rendezvous.
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It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.
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It’s weird how being nice to people is easy yet so few people do it
July 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s weird how being nice to people is easy yet so few people do it
I am so embarrassed to hear that a man got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. Have some self respect go see a band that is actually good
July 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am so embarrassed to hear that a man got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. Have some self respect go see a band that is actually good
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The media should publish the same kind of thinkpieces about porn that it does about prestige TV. Not prurient tirades, but proper level-headed analysis of current trends, what it's saying, and who it's influencing. Why did the online right get so into cuckolding, for instance?
I wish we were a more sophisticated culture when it came to sex and bodies because so much of this administration’s power is libidinal. But you cannot even print basic words like “fetish” without giggling and dismay, even from serious people. I really appreciated Jeff doing it.
June 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The media should publish the same kind of thinkpieces about porn that it does about prestige TV. Not prurient tirades, but proper level-headed analysis of current trends, what it's saying, and who it's influencing. Why did the online right get so into cuckolding, for instance?
When I think of things that are bad, ICE is among the most
June 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When I think of things that are bad, ICE is among the most
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It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends
May 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends
Post climbing putty arms!
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Post climbing putty arms!
Sometimes the simple things…
May 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes the simple things…
Meet me at the West Coast burger
May 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Meet me at the West Coast burger
There is a guy in my group chat who might be the worst horny poster of all time. I consider myself relatively horny but every time he posts I think about swearing off sex for good
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There is a guy in my group chat who might be the worst horny poster of all time. I consider myself relatively horny but every time he posts I think about swearing off sex for good
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Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Yikes
My friends found her ex husbands ChatGPT dating questions on their shared computer. This guy deserves 0 pussy. And I think that we should actually take previously earned sex away from him. I can’t think of anything sadder. 🧵
May 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yikes
Evidently I’m too short for short king week, but realistically we shouldn’t be including 5’9” guys anyway. Let’s just go with the first 7 days in May?
May 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Evidently I’m too short for short king week, but realistically we shouldn’t be including 5’9” guys anyway. Let’s just go with the first 7 days in May?
So we live in a very cruel and stupid country and I don’t think it’s going to get better
April 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So we live in a very cruel and stupid country and I don’t think it’s going to get better
Date idea: you and I stay up late watching my retirement funds evaporate before we get disappeared
April 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Date idea: you and I stay up late watching my retirement funds evaporate before we get disappeared
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March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I understand people have businesses to promote but I don’t think using that other site is safe at all in any way at this point
March 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I understand people have businesses to promote but I don’t think using that other site is safe at all in any way at this point
Is it food poisoning or did I just read the news
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Is it food poisoning or did I just read the news