Larissa Werhnyak
@larisimilitude.bsky.social
"You must feel like a boiled owl. So do I. Would you like a drink?"
I think you're underestimating her; she looks like she's already on to planning next week's crimes.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think you're underestimating her; she looks like she's already on to planning next week's crimes.
Miss Marpurrle!
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Miss Marpurrle!
Normalize swanning around in a caftan measuring carefully, I say!
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Normalize swanning around in a caftan measuring carefully, I say!
I feel like Peter’s childhood involved many adults muttering “don’t encourage him” as they silently shook with barely-repressed laughter
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I feel like Peter’s childhood involved many adults muttering “don’t encourage him” as they silently shook with barely-repressed laughter
Theirs was an epic love story for the ages, spanning continents and surmounting inter-species communication barriers as they managed always to stay one step ahead of the gendarmes
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Theirs was an epic love story for the ages, spanning continents and surmounting inter-species communication barriers as they managed always to stay one step ahead of the gendarmes
…and where are the hellocobbers’ behaviores reports?
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
…and where are the hellocobbers’ behaviores reports?
He looks like an AI Pinocchio dreaming of the day he’ll become a Real Boy
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He looks like an AI Pinocchio dreaming of the day he’ll become a Real Boy
Exact same expression as that one Renegade Clear-Eyed Scientist in every disaster movie
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Exact same expression as that one Renegade Clear-Eyed Scientist in every disaster movie
Dudes will develop analytic philosophy rather than go to therapy
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dudes will develop analytic philosophy rather than go to therapy
Moving in with Bertrand Russell is absolutely 100% the “oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!” of matrimony.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Moving in with Bertrand Russell is absolutely 100% the “oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!” of matrimony.
Yes! There is a vast, yawning chasm between “you can’t be a senator because you said shitty things” and “you face the firing squad at dawn because you said shitty things.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yes! There is a vast, yawning chasm between “you can’t be a senator because you said shitty things” and “you face the firing squad at dawn because you said shitty things.”
A couple years ago I heard a recording of Nixon making a condolence call and it was shocking to hear how much better than Trump he was at managing to sound like he had at least a glancing familiarity with human emotion
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A couple years ago I heard a recording of Nixon making a condolence call and it was shocking to hear how much better than Trump he was at managing to sound like he had at least a glancing familiarity with human emotion