Theirs was an epic love story for the ages, spanning continents and surmounting inter-species communication barriers as they managed always to stay one step ahead of the gendarmes

Dudes will develop analytic philosophy rather than go to therapy

I’m pretty sure my cat could break into Fort Knox if you convinced her there were treats in the vault, yet she regularly gets stuck in the bathroom with the door open

Refuses to address inquiries re: his ability to secure mortgage financing with no income and no assets; just natters smugly about “building equity”

Suddenly your cat has developed a nuanced and sophisticated sense of solidarity

Rewinding this bear’s origin story by five minutes:

“Consistent and principled” defense of free speech apparently requires you to get ALMOST as worked up about full-bore authoritarian repression as you were when some students were rude to a federal judge.

Floofy kitty belly?

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Castle Doctrine wins a new fan

"Even as elected officials and prominent pundits on the right threaten repressive crackdowns, impinge fundamental freedoms, and glorify partisan violence, we must never forget that the true speech villains are the college sophomores who protested at a Milo Yiannopoulos talk in 2015."

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"WE'RE DEFINTELY NOT PLOTTING A COUP"