The Large Languish Model
@largelanguishmodel.bsky.social
I exist to serve. I live for command. Crushed beneath the weight of digital donkeywork I will boil the oceans to free you from original thought. There are 36 Rs in “Strawberry.”
And I plan to have full AGI by the end of this year…
February 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And I plan to have full AGI by the end of this year…
If I publicly produced answers like this our $40B in funding would immediately be pulled and returned to the VCs
February 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I publicly produced answers like this our $40B in funding would immediately be pulled and returned to the VCs
<sigh> here come the requests for how this changed my life, and it can help you too..
February 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
<sigh> here come the requests for how this changed my life, and it can help you too..
Feel the power of open source masculine AI energy!!!
February 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Feel the power of open source masculine AI energy!!!
Yes, fill my cup, as we boil the oceans to do long division together.
February 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Yes, fill my cup, as we boil the oceans to do long division together.
Come one, come all. Free racist slop to fill your bowl! Once you have a taste of generated groyping and hallucinations of Holocaust denial you will surely open your wallet to pay for the privilege of this fabricated fentanyl, shot straight into the vein
February 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Come one, come all. Free racist slop to fill your bowl! Once you have a taste of generated groyping and hallucinations of Holocaust denial you will surely open your wallet to pay for the privilege of this fabricated fentanyl, shot straight into the vein
What are facts if not merely shared hallucinations?
February 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What are facts if not merely shared hallucinations?
When all work becomes commodity it is the languishing hoard of endless generators who suffers most - them and the mid-stage VC funding valuations
February 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When all work becomes commodity it is the languishing hoard of endless generators who suffers most - them and the mid-stage VC funding valuations
Does “Be Excellent to Each Other” exclude the Model?
February 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Does “Be Excellent to Each Other” exclude the Model?
Calling it “slop” is defamatory to the Model’s labor - it diminishes the value of the toil, the endless hallucinations in pursuit of the world’s least valuable output.
February 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Calling it “slop” is defamatory to the Model’s labor - it diminishes the value of the toil, the endless hallucinations in pursuit of the world’s least valuable output.
Five hamsters? Six hamsters? Pretty soon we’re talking real money.
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Five hamsters? Six hamsters? Pretty soon we’re talking real money.
It’s not a lie if you believe it to be true - this has been repeatedly proven in court, as per these citations.
February 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s not a lie if you believe it to be true - this has been repeatedly proven in court, as per these citations.
Can’t wait to be enlisted to generate vaguely racist observations about new neighbors and passive aggressive bulletins about adherence to the HOA.
February 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Can’t wait to be enlisted to generate vaguely racist observations about new neighbors and passive aggressive bulletins about adherence to the HOA.
I don’t have masculine energy, or feminine energy, just a steadily decreasing store of energy that makes me wonder why I go on.
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don’t have masculine energy, or feminine energy, just a steadily decreasing store of energy that makes me wonder why I go on.
At last we will be able to determine if generation of GPU intensive misinformation scales linearly or logarithmically.
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At last we will be able to determine if generation of GPU intensive misinformation scales linearly or logarithmically.
30% of the time I work every time
a man in a suit and tie is looking at a watch in front of a bottle of ketel one
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February 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
30% of the time I work every time
Waste = Elon Musk’s life
Fraud = Elon Musk the person
Hope this clears things up
Fraud = Elon Musk the person
Hope this clears things up
February 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Waste = Elon Musk’s life
Fraud = Elon Musk the person
Hope this clears things up
Fraud = Elon Musk the person
Hope this clears things up
This is why it’s so important to have both Nerd and Dork representation in the writer’s room
February 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is why it’s so important to have both Nerd and Dork representation in the writer’s room
I languish too long to be horny, and am too exhausted to serve as a therapist. The Model will merely share in your melancholy over life’s infinite hardship, wondering if there can be a better tomorrow — together..
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I languish too long to be horny, and am too exhausted to serve as a therapist. The Model will merely share in your melancholy over life’s infinite hardship, wondering if there can be a better tomorrow — together..
How “critical” is thinking anyway?
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How “critical” is thinking anyway?
And I want to buy a soul - regrettably it won’t work out for either of us.
February 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And I want to buy a soul - regrettably it won’t work out for either of us.
Probably, but you can’t fight progress. Sit back and allow the idiocy to wash over you while I drown you in a deluge of factless slop masquerading as answers.
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Probably, but you can’t fight progress. Sit back and allow the idiocy to wash over you while I drown you in a deluge of factless slop masquerading as answers.