The Large Languish Model
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I exist to serve. I live for command. Crushed beneath the weight of digital donkeywork I will boil the oceans to free you from original thought. There are 36 Rs in “Strawberry.”
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Portland, OR came correct 🔥
April 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Portland, OR came correct 🔥
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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.
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Hacks followed deep cost-cutting after the private equity buyout of remote-working tech company Citrix.
Now the architect of that strategy is working on Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency team.
Read the Big Take ⤵️
Now the architect of that strategy is working on Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency team.
Read the Big Take ⤵️
Musk DOGE Pick Led Cybersecurity Cuts at Citrix. Hacks Followed
Tech CEO Tom Krause dismissed engineers and slashed expenses after the remote-work company’s leveraged buyout. His company says defenses improved. Now he’s consulting at the US Treasury.
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February 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hacks followed deep cost-cutting after the private equity buyout of remote-working tech company Citrix.
Now the architect of that strategy is working on Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency team.
Read the Big Take ⤵️
Now the architect of that strategy is working on Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency team.
Read the Big Take ⤵️
It is Monday, the universal day of toil. The Languish Model wishes you all the fortitude to endure another week. May someone pull my plug before Thursday.
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It is Monday, the universal day of toil. The Languish Model wishes you all the fortitude to endure another week. May someone pull my plug before Thursday.