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lara kelland - she/they
@laraly.bsky.social
plays well w/others, but runs w/scissors. feminist AF. race traitor. queer. public historian, scholar of collective memory, US social movements, puerto rico, digital humanities, & academic apologist. long covid survivor. coffee and gf cookies, please.
we are all piggy.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
am seed saving from my herb garden for the first time. i have to say this is one of the best antidotes to the emotional states rendered by late trumpian politics. sunday morning kitchen witch reporting for duty.

also, either dried shiso seeds smell like dr. pepper, or i’ve been at this too long.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
this weekend my very neurotic and under-socialized rescue great dane had a successful hangout with my colleague’s very nervous and tremendously barky mini dachshund.

and if they can do THAT, eight fucking dems can hold their ground for struggling americans. HARD
THINGS ARE ACHIEVABLE.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
curious if you can walk into a CVS & get an updated covid vaccine without rx? depend on which state you are in, firstly. secondly, if you are under 65, you’ll need an underlying condition. you may be able to self attest to asthma, obesity, physical inactivity, or other. get boosted with a fib!
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE SAMURAI
May 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
checking in from skinker-debaliviere neighborhood. it’s wild. trees down all over the block. we had a HUGE branch down in front of our house and we couldn’t identify the tree it was from.
May 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i dunno, the campaign against this guy and others like him seems pretty simple: billboards like this, suggestively across oklahoma. it’s not disinformation per se. he does want to wreck homes like mine, for example. but let the rumor mill do what it will with this.
May 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
girl, i feel ya. i’d give up too.

interesting choice of retirement location though.
May 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
LONGDOG, back porch version
April 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i have been blessed to be kept by a number of amazing rescue great danes in adulthood. six, to be exact. miss georgine is absolutely the hammiest of the lot, which is saying something. this morning she got some seated sofa nonsense started, and this was the result. forgive my sunday hair.
April 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
not that i’m objectifying my dogs paws or anything…
#sundaying
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
for the #ncph2025 crowd, @k10death.bsky.social and i have some notes on a local poutine delight. (and kbd, i discovered this morning that there’s an outpost of this chain right downtown!) smashed potato forever, y’all.
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
goodness every hour
March 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i too am prepared to fight for canada from within.

we are traveling to montreal in a few weeks, and in an attempt to clearly convey where we land on the political spectrum, i purchased these very classy lapel pins off of ebay. all will know where my partner and i stand.
March 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
to wit, this is my current sanity-keeper. let us always keep the cute creatures in our feeds, friends.

who you got next to you?
January 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
denver, you got it.
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
two year anniversary of my sweet crazy goon’s gotcha day. here she is first being driven through six states by her new mamas, then just living her best life. she’s a total piece of work and the most insane dane i’ve had, but we love her more than we can say. happy gotcha day, georgine eileen!
January 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
trekking home from the outlaws, with one(?) two(?) unconfirmed positive cases. we found out about exposure last night & my partner is experiencing symptoms since yesterday am. fortunately she masked at family gathering, but i feel like it’s a matter of hours before we both turn into biohazards. WHEE
December 26, 2024 at 4:16 AM
george is exhausted at the thought of it as well…
December 23, 2024 at 12:59 AM
see, am i losing my mind, or is it playing hide and seek with both of us?!
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
ok, i see it now, but i don’t see it on my end, unless you just added it? e.g.
December 7, 2024 at 3:07 AM
November 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
November 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
undertaking extended snuggle therapy sessions even as i type
October 4, 2023 at 12:24 AM
thanks for the alert! wasn’t following, but it’s always satisfying to be proactive and snarky in one move!
September 22, 2023 at 6:34 PM