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Learned Flanders
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Jean Baudrillard taking a drag of a cigarette
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Andrew Cuomo addressing reporters the time he was like “I am Black. I am gay.” and so on.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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thinking about that little baby crown the thieves dropped on their way out the louvre. a month ago, the moment this photo was taken, i was thinking “how can i steal this”.
little baby crown at the gallery of apollo at the lourve
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I mean
Mugshot of Vincenzo Peruggia, the guy who stole the Mona Lisa for Italy, not knowing that it was a gift from da Vinci to King of France.
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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just breathe through it
Portrait of Kant looking down contemplatively
October 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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we now take you to a live view of the president’s chest cavity
mr burns’ chest cavity. In the middle is a little black prune sized heart with red and blue arteries connected to organ tissue
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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we now take you to a live view of the presidents chest cavity
internal view of mr. burns’ prune sized little black heart with arteries connected to organ tissue
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Tim Robinson in the Hot Dog suit from I Think You Should Leave
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Google, explain 21st century politics in one photo
Photo: Google sign on roof-edge of a building. Headline: “Google to invest 5 billion euros in Belgium, creating 300 jobs” REUTERS
October 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Bari Weiss speaks while holding her hands about a foot apart, mid gesture Elizabeth Holmes speaks while holding her hands about a foot apart, mid gesture
October 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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trump’s canny operators
Still shot from The Wire. Shamrock looks up from his notepad to an offscreen Stringer Bell: “Robert's Rules says we got to a have minutes of the meeting-right? These the minutes.” For added context, this is the dialogue immediately preceding Stringer Bell’s oft-quoted line “N****, is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin’ conspiracy?”
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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normie libs when Trump targets their guys from the tv
remix of i’m the captain now meme: “Look at me. I’m antifa now.”
September 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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mk reboot actually
Raiden from 90s Mortal Kombat movie. (Actor Chris Lambert wearing long white hair, a sedge hat, and grey shabby robe in front of medieval style ruins).
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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one of the few instances i’m on team lovejoy
Helen Lovejoy from The Simpsons doing her “Won’t somebody think of the children!” expression
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I won’t forget this student from the third wave experiment at a california high school in the late 60s intended to recreate the conditions that led to the third reich. He was first in line for duty.

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Many of the students were completely into being Third Wave Members. They demanded strict obedience of the rules from other students and bullied those that took the experiment lightly. Others simply sunk into the activity and took self assigned roles. I particularly remember Robert. Robert was big for his age and displayed very few academic skills. Oh he tried harder than anyone I know to be successful. He handed in elaborate weekly reports copied word for word from the reference books in the library. Robert is like so many kids in school that don't excel or cause trouble. They aren't bright, they can't make the athletic teams, and don't strike out for attention. They are lost. invisible. The only reason I came to know Robert at all is that I found him eating lunch in my classroom. He always ate lunch alone. Well, the Third Wave gave Robert a place in school. At least he was equal to everyone. He could do something. Take part. Be meaningful. That's just what Robert did. Late Wednesday afternoon I found Robert following me and asked what in the world was he doing. He smiled (I don't think I had ever seen him smile) and announced, "Mr. Jones I'm your bodyguard. I'm afraid something will happen to you.
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to start self medicating my ADHD
A still from the film Airplane! of Lloyd Bridges looking at a cup held in his right hand
September 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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me most days now
Jean Baudrillard taking a drag on a cigarette
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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music ask vamos
Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself
September 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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My internal monologue after joining a conversation:
Jessica Lovejoy and Bart Simpson sit in their desks in sunday school. Jessica says, “Do you ever think anything you don’t say”
September 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Paul Bremer shrugging with tilted head
August 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Bart Simpson’s hand points at a BORT novelty license plate in the Itchy & Scratchy Land gift shop in the “Itchy & Scratchy Land” episode of The Simpsons.
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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mtsw’s avi, the natty boh guy
August 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Theodor Adorno looking downward into the camera and smirking softly gestures a thumbs down.
August 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Little fat baby looking guy by that artist that paints all his guys super plump, you know the one. Caption: “y tho”
August 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM