Lapatte
@lapatte-the-druid.bsky.social
A silly white rabbit, always changing places.
Pronouns: meh/whatever
Pansexual, because everyone's built different
Panromantic, because love is blind
Non-binary, because stereotypes suck
...
Single, because the universe loves to play jokes
Pronouns: meh/whatever
Pansexual, because everyone's built different
Panromantic, because love is blind
Non-binary, because stereotypes suck
...
Single, because the universe loves to play jokes
If you do the math, 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is a Thanksgiving movie.
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you do the math, 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' is a Thanksgiving movie.
No matter how good you are when you start, you will be better when you finish.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No matter how good you are when you start, you will be better when you finish.
If the electricity used to power your home was instead used to lift your house off the ground (with 100% efficiency), your house would rise into the air at a rate of about 400 feet per day (based on US statistics). I don't know what to do with this information, so I'm giving it to you.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If the electricity used to power your home was instead used to lift your house off the ground (with 100% efficiency), your house would rise into the air at a rate of about 400 feet per day (based on US statistics). I don't know what to do with this information, so I'm giving it to you.
"Love" is a machine that turns "time" into "memories".
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Love" is a machine that turns "time" into "memories".
That which describes me does not define me.
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That which describes me does not define me.
"Accent", "dialect", and "language" are just three points on the same spectrum.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Accent", "dialect", and "language" are just three points on the same spectrum.
Why doesn't Link just strap a few cuccos to his shield before going to fight Ganon?
September 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why doesn't Link just strap a few cuccos to his shield before going to fight Ganon?
In a world of ride-or-die friends, be the one who pushes your buddy into the passenger seat and takes the wheel.
September 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In a world of ride-or-die friends, be the one who pushes your buddy into the passenger seat and takes the wheel.
"Being human" is not a fixable mistake.
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Being human" is not a fixable mistake.
"Friendship" is when you can smile behind your mask. "Love" is when you can take your mask off.
August 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Friendship" is when you can smile behind your mask. "Love" is when you can take your mask off.
"Maturity" is when the demon of depression is gnawing on your leg, but instead of pushing your friends away, you smile and ask if you could have just a bit of time to deal with things.
August 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Maturity" is when the demon of depression is gnawing on your leg, but instead of pushing your friends away, you smile and ask if you could have just a bit of time to deal with things.
Me as a child: "That doesn't make sense. Girls and boys can do the same things if they work hard enough. We're all human."
Me in my 20s: "Huh. I guess I'm bi."
Me in my 30s: "No, wait; I'm pan."
Me in my 40s: "... and non-binary, apparently."
I almost had it figured out as a kid. Self-doubt sucks.
Me in my 20s: "Huh. I guess I'm bi."
Me in my 30s: "No, wait; I'm pan."
Me in my 40s: "... and non-binary, apparently."
I almost had it figured out as a kid. Self-doubt sucks.
August 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Me as a child: "That doesn't make sense. Girls and boys can do the same things if they work hard enough. We're all human."
Me in my 20s: "Huh. I guess I'm bi."
Me in my 30s: "No, wait; I'm pan."
Me in my 40s: "... and non-binary, apparently."
I almost had it figured out as a kid. Self-doubt sucks.
Me in my 20s: "Huh. I guess I'm bi."
Me in my 30s: "No, wait; I'm pan."
Me in my 40s: "... and non-binary, apparently."
I almost had it figured out as a kid. Self-doubt sucks.
The world can be very confusing and scary. If you squint, things start to blur, and you can fill in the uncertainty with comforting imagination. But science doesn't squint. It wears safety glasses.
July 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The world can be very confusing and scary. If you squint, things start to blur, and you can fill in the uncertainty with comforting imagination. But science doesn't squint. It wears safety glasses.
The movie 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights', had the line: "Robin will be dead. D-E-D dead", where "dead" was meant to be spelled out for emphasis, but was misspelled for comedic effect. Thing is, "ded" was actually an acceptable spelling in Middle English. I wonder if the filmmakers knew that.
July 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The movie 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights', had the line: "Robin will be dead. D-E-D dead", where "dead" was meant to be spelled out for emphasis, but was misspelled for comedic effect. Thing is, "ded" was actually an acceptable spelling in Middle English. I wonder if the filmmakers knew that.
July 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The me you see
Shall ever be
Living behind
The backspace key
Shall ever be
Living behind
The backspace key
July 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The me you see
Shall ever be
Living behind
The backspace key
Shall ever be
Living behind
The backspace key
I want to go to a Frieren cosplay con dressed up as a mimic.
July 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I want to go to a Frieren cosplay con dressed up as a mimic.
I can't "write" but I do have "a modicum of experience in compositions of the written word".
July 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I can't "write" but I do have "a modicum of experience in compositions of the written word".
I'm going to start yelling "BEEP-BEEP" instead of saying "excuse me" from now on.
This includes moments when I don't understand something and am asking for clarification.
This includes moments when I don't understand something and am asking for clarification.
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'm going to start yelling "BEEP-BEEP" instead of saying "excuse me" from now on.
This includes moments when I don't understand something and am asking for clarification.
This includes moments when I don't understand something and am asking for clarification.
Paladin, Oath of Devotion. Only instead of adhering to the laws of a particular god or goddess, they are instead devoted to their jacked muscle-mommy werewolf-waifu.
Their divine powers come from fertility dieties who see that and go, "... nice."
Their divine powers come from fertility dieties who see that and go, "... nice."
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Paladin, Oath of Devotion. Only instead of adhering to the laws of a particular god or goddess, they are instead devoted to their jacked muscle-mommy werewolf-waifu.
Their divine powers come from fertility dieties who see that and go, "... nice."
Their divine powers come from fertility dieties who see that and go, "... nice."
What do OCD people think about pronouns? Specifically, "they" as gender-neutral singular vs plural.
June 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What do OCD people think about pronouns? Specifically, "they" as gender-neutral singular vs plural.
People who are both queer and colorblind have such interesting hurdles in life.
June 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
People who are both queer and colorblind have such interesting hurdles in life.
"Erring on the Side of Obscurity" - the title of my autobiography (that will, of course, never get written)
June 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Erring on the Side of Obscurity" - the title of my autobiography (that will, of course, never get written)
Stick and stone do hurt when thrown, but now they're yours to wield.
June 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Stick and stone do hurt when thrown, but now they're yours to wield.
I've set a goal to write between 500 and 1000 words per day. A not-insignificant portion of that ends up being "things I want to write".
June 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I've set a goal to write between 500 and 1000 words per day. A not-insignificant portion of that ends up being "things I want to write".