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@lanzypants.bsky.social
Truth bomb on a Monday. @costarastrology.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is some boo sheet, y’all. 🥶🥶🥶
February 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
CAAAAAAAATS! #EMAW
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I need more news outlets to be on bsky.
February 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Christ I’m never watching the superbowl with my family ever again. They’re insufferable
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mother FUCKER. 🤮
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m coming down with a WICKED cold and holy shit I feel like the kids in those old claymation Puffs commercials. 💀🤧
a man in a suit and tie is blowing his nose .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is blowing his nose .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Currently box breathing trying to fend off the second anxiety attack of the day.
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
When experiencing a traumatic thing like sudden loss and grief, it’s the people who don’t reach out that say the most. Thankful for my people. 💜
December 9, 2024 at 8:24 PM