One might argue that Mario is wuxia af
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One might argue that Mario is wuxia af
see people have this idea that there's like, thousands of years of conspiracy in history, and to such things, I present the goofy guy/gal theory
people are ultimately stupid, weird, and make things up, so of course things aren't accurately recorded, whoever wrote it is just a goofy guy
people are ultimately stupid, weird, and make things up, so of course things aren't accurately recorded, whoever wrote it is just a goofy guy
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
see people have this idea that there's like, thousands of years of conspiracy in history, and to such things, I present the goofy guy/gal theory
people are ultimately stupid, weird, and make things up, so of course things aren't accurately recorded, whoever wrote it is just a goofy guy
people are ultimately stupid, weird, and make things up, so of course things aren't accurately recorded, whoever wrote it is just a goofy guy
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I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.
Reports are they’ve already grown a new Charlie Kirk ghola and are delivering him to the god emperor tomorrow
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reports are they’ve already grown a new Charlie Kirk ghola and are delivering him to the god emperor tomorrow
i'm hearing reports that in his final seconds of consciousness, charlie kirk received the light of Islam, and unflinchingly recited the Shahada
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i'm hearing reports that in his final seconds of consciousness, charlie kirk received the light of Islam, and unflinchingly recited the Shahada
cheesecake factory is the buffalo wild wings of white woman dining
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
cheesecake factory is the buffalo wild wings of white woman dining
normalize going on immortality quests
whatll happen if i fail, i die??? i was gonna do that anyways dummy
whatll happen if i fail, i die??? i was gonna do that anyways dummy
May 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
normalize going on immortality quests
whatll happen if i fail, i die??? i was gonna do that anyways dummy
whatll happen if i fail, i die??? i was gonna do that anyways dummy
trans girls: i am a perfect feminine flower, the pinnacle of maidenhood
also trans girls: i do be fartin
also trans girls: i do be fartin
May 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
trans girls: i am a perfect feminine flower, the pinnacle of maidenhood
also trans girls: i do be fartin
also trans girls: i do be fartin
i love (extremely sarcastic) interacting with veteran organizations because it's a mystery whether or not they will be okay with LGBTQ stuff
April 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i love (extremely sarcastic) interacting with veteran organizations because it's a mystery whether or not they will be okay with LGBTQ stuff
back to work again at the bad bitch factory
do we produce bad bitches or are the workers bad bitches?
yes
do we produce bad bitches or are the workers bad bitches?
yes
April 15, 2024 at 1:45 PM
back to work again at the bad bitch factory
do we produce bad bitches or are the workers bad bitches?
yes
do we produce bad bitches or are the workers bad bitches?
yes
in this sense, "dude, where's my car" is the dark souls of 00's stoner comedy
January 23, 2024 at 2:41 PM
in this sense, "dude, where's my car" is the dark souls of 00's stoner comedy
call me a man-made divide the way I get these cheeks spread
November 27, 2023 at 8:12 PM
call me a man-made divide the way I get these cheeks spread
*in very werner herzog voice* i think perhaps if you were to ask the turkey, he would not be happy, he would be horrified
November 23, 2023 at 1:23 PM
*in very werner herzog voice* i think perhaps if you were to ask the turkey, he would not be happy, he would be horrified
I keep getting follows from vestiphilia folks and I mean sure but it's not my thing???
November 18, 2023 at 8:13 PM
I keep getting follows from vestiphilia folks and I mean sure but it's not my thing???
got done with orchiectomy!
shame about the ride home but oh well
shame about the ride home but oh well
November 17, 2023 at 2:39 AM
got done with orchiectomy!
shame about the ride home but oh well
shame about the ride home but oh well
existence is a continuous act, be conscious for it
November 6, 2023 at 12:30 AM
existence is a continuous act, be conscious for it
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people keep telling me to live my truth but have you considered that my truth is shittt
November 3, 2023 at 7:29 PM
people keep telling me to live my truth but have you considered that my truth is shittt
Gonna open a nightclub with a sexy nightclub name
"Squort"
"Squort"
Gonna open a nightclub with a sexy nightclub name
"Nozzle"
"Nozzle"
Gonna open a nightclub with a sexy nightclub name
"Chortle"
"Chortle"
November 3, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Gonna open a nightclub with a sexy nightclub name
"Squort"
"Squort"
normalize going on immortality quests
what's the consequence of failure, dying? you were gonna do that anyways, nerd
what's the consequence of failure, dying? you were gonna do that anyways, nerd
October 31, 2023 at 2:32 AM
normalize going on immortality quests
what's the consequence of failure, dying? you were gonna do that anyways, nerd
what's the consequence of failure, dying? you were gonna do that anyways, nerd
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i think about this a lot
October 21, 2023 at 12:33 PM
i think about this a lot
officially scheduled for orchi woooo
October 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
officially scheduled for orchi woooo
yelling yeehaw as i plunge totinos pizza rolls into the cheese fondue pot
October 10, 2023 at 1:17 PM
yelling yeehaw as i plunge totinos pizza rolls into the cheese fondue pot
IF YOU ARENT WAKING UP EVERY MORNING AND HAVING A LLAMA SHIT ON YOUR FACE ARE YOU REALLY ACTUALLY WORKING ON YOUR NET WORTH
October 8, 2023 at 8:24 PM
IF YOU ARENT WAKING UP EVERY MORNING AND HAVING A LLAMA SHIT ON YOUR FACE ARE YOU REALLY ACTUALLY WORKING ON YOUR NET WORTH