im just gonna start removing my shit from the kitchen so my roommate stops nonchalantly misusing and breaking it

specific curse nobody ever talks about is having a very recognizable appearance and distinct vibe while also having significant autism-induced face blindness. why do these strangers keep talking to me

fuck it, celebrate student loan approval after a stressful week with edibles and a $14 slice of cheesecake

who the FUCK thinks its sane or reasonable to pull out the snowblower at 9pm??? also it only snowed like two inches there is no way this is necessary

theyre making us vet students do an assignment in collaboration with the med school, and these med students act like theyre so much better than us when they're attending the least competitive medicine program in the country and we are in one of the most competitive vet programs in north america 🙃

YES sorting by kudos is not how to find the best fics on ao3

but NOBODY talks about the elite strategy of hits:kudos ratios, that shit is peak. if it's 10% or higher you know its gonna be good

i love how my professor includes "study questions" in her notes that are followed by, instead of an answer, just the words "look this up on your own"

asking my roommate to please put away her mountain of dishes on the counter so i can clean the kitchen.

"oh they're clean :)"

yes i know that, but every single item is somehow a dish you made and washed in the last six hours, and they have filled our entire counter. just PUT THEM AWAY

man i wish it was more normal to wanna fuck your friends. bc im demisexual as hell but im also very horny and have no free time for dating. unfortunately if i were to ask, i also would simply have to kill myself out of humiliation. rechargeable vibrator it is

ugh i recently found out a classmate (and friend-of-friends) holds some pretty transphobic views and was bold enough to announce them in front of me. so i had to send her a message basically saying i think thats not cool and i dont want to be around her anymore