ilana steinberg
@lanibird.bsky.social
🐉 Designer, animator, illustrator, monster maker
✨ Commissions open!
📬 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
she/her
✨ Commissions open!
📬 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
she/her
Pinned
This was essentially the basis for my Forge Cleric, Corr Crucible: a Tortle who lost track of his age, full of wisdom, a good nature, and a Glaswegian penchant for swear words and alcohol;
an ancient shonen protagonist, but if they had absolutely zero aspirations or goals in life
an ancient shonen protagonist, but if they had absolutely zero aspirations or goals in life
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This was essentially the basis for my Forge Cleric, Corr Crucible: a Tortle who lost track of his age, full of wisdom, a good nature, and a Glaswegian penchant for swear words and alcohol;
an ancient shonen protagonist, but if they had absolutely zero aspirations or goals in life
an ancient shonen protagonist, but if they had absolutely zero aspirations or goals in life
First batch of commissions are DONE
Got some great requests, here's 4 out of 6
If you'd like to get a pet portrait, design a villain for your d&d campaign, get your character/oc drawn, hit me up!
Slots are back open, turnaround is 4 days, perfect for that holiday gift for you or someone you love!
Got some great requests, here's 4 out of 6
If you'd like to get a pet portrait, design a villain for your d&d campaign, get your character/oc drawn, hit me up!
Slots are back open, turnaround is 4 days, perfect for that holiday gift for you or someone you love!
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
First batch of commissions are DONE
Got some great requests, here's 4 out of 6
If you'd like to get a pet portrait, design a villain for your d&d campaign, get your character/oc drawn, hit me up!
Slots are back open, turnaround is 4 days, perfect for that holiday gift for you or someone you love!
Got some great requests, here's 4 out of 6
If you'd like to get a pet portrait, design a villain for your d&d campaign, get your character/oc drawn, hit me up!
Slots are back open, turnaround is 4 days, perfect for that holiday gift for you or someone you love!
extremely proud of this Top Gun-themed pet portrait of the mighty Jo for a wonderful KFBF
my favourite commission I can share so far
If you would like a pet portrait, I love making them! I have slots available with a quick turnaround. Nothing better than immortalizing your greatest loved ones!
my favourite commission I can share so far
If you would like a pet portrait, I love making them! I have slots available with a quick turnaround. Nothing better than immortalizing your greatest loved ones!
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
extremely proud of this Top Gun-themed pet portrait of the mighty Jo for a wonderful KFBF
my favourite commission I can share so far
If you would like a pet portrait, I love making them! I have slots available with a quick turnaround. Nothing better than immortalizing your greatest loved ones!
my favourite commission I can share so far
If you would like a pet portrait, I love making them! I have slots available with a quick turnaround. Nothing better than immortalizing your greatest loved ones!
Natee is one of our greatest living artists in my humble opinion, I'm saving up my pennies to one day buy an original.
Having such incredible work stolen so brazenly is horrible.
Please report any links and support them and their stunning work
Having such incredible work stolen so brazenly is horrible.
Please report any links and support them and their stunning work
Prints are available. Everything currently 50% off on Redbubble, apparently.
You would also be helping to recompense the Temu theft since I can't do anything about it (I can't even get the relevant page to load, perhaps owing to some regional restrictions). 🥲
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/5918...
You would also be helping to recompense the Temu theft since I can't do anything about it (I can't even get the relevant page to load, perhaps owing to some regional restrictions). 🥲
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/5918...
Pudgy Horse Lascaux Tribute 1 by Himmapaan | Redbubble
A #PudgyHorse tribute to the Lascaux cave paintings, painted with the Strata Trio Natural Formation watercolours, handmade from Cretaceous rocks by Mary Sanche.
www.redbubble.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Natee is one of our greatest living artists in my humble opinion, I'm saving up my pennies to one day buy an original.
Having such incredible work stolen so brazenly is horrible.
Please report any links and support them and their stunning work
Having such incredible work stolen so brazenly is horrible.
Please report any links and support them and their stunning work
I am really excited about the commissions I've been working on, it's some of my best work in ages
I have one left in this first big batch that I will post soon, my turnaround is about 4 days tops (woof)! And I ain't cutting any corners, I promise you that!
I have one left in this first big batch that I will post soon, my turnaround is about 4 days tops (woof)! And I ain't cutting any corners, I promise you that!
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I am really excited about the commissions I've been working on, it's some of my best work in ages
I have one left in this first big batch that I will post soon, my turnaround is about 4 days tops (woof)! And I ain't cutting any corners, I promise you that!
I have one left in this first big batch that I will post soon, my turnaround is about 4 days tops (woof)! And I ain't cutting any corners, I promise you that!
Oh yeah, and I finished my 6 rounds of ketamine treatment today! The shit we’ll do to try and unbreak our brains…
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh yeah, and I finished my 6 rounds of ketamine treatment today! The shit we’ll do to try and unbreak our brains…
it's World Disability Day
I had a stroke that caused brain damage, which caused MCI (pre dementia cognitive decline)
I have severe mental health issues (bipolar 2, panic disorder)
Sometimes I walk with a cane, sometimes I can manage without
I have chronic headaches & migraines
Live with empathy ❤️
I had a stroke that caused brain damage, which caused MCI (pre dementia cognitive decline)
I have severe mental health issues (bipolar 2, panic disorder)
Sometimes I walk with a cane, sometimes I can manage without
I have chronic headaches & migraines
Live with empathy ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
it's World Disability Day
I had a stroke that caused brain damage, which caused MCI (pre dementia cognitive decline)
I have severe mental health issues (bipolar 2, panic disorder)
Sometimes I walk with a cane, sometimes I can manage without
I have chronic headaches & migraines
Live with empathy ❤️
I had a stroke that caused brain damage, which caused MCI (pre dementia cognitive decline)
I have severe mental health issues (bipolar 2, panic disorder)
Sometimes I walk with a cane, sometimes I can manage without
I have chronic headaches & migraines
Live with empathy ❤️
Thank you for your interest! Slots are filling up quick, so if you'd like some art for yourself or a loved one, email me and we'll make something cool together!
opening up some VERY rare commission slots
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank you for your interest! Slots are filling up quick, so if you'd like some art for yourself or a loved one, email me and we'll make something cool together!
opening up some VERY rare commission slots
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
opening up some VERY rare commission slots
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
animals, pet portraits, d&d characters, icons, ocs… i’m your gal! let’s make some awesome stuff together!
busts 45
full char 100
pose sheet 200
extra char +100
heavy detail/complexity +at my discretion
no bgs, all USD
📫 ilanadorothysteinberg@gmail.com
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Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
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rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
at the point in having covid where everything is levelling out and hope i test negative tomorrow but my cough is horrendous and tastes like blood
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
at the point in having covid where everything is levelling out and hope i test negative tomorrow but my cough is horrendous and tastes like blood
Reposted by ilana steinberg
Hey! 𝕻𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖊: 𝕿𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 freaks!
Are these your guys?
Are these your guys?
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hey! 𝕻𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖊: 𝕿𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 freaks!
Are these your guys?
Are these your guys?
i watched Wonder, holy crap what a precious film. so so so many parallels to my home life, hit me like a truck. puddle of tears over here
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i watched Wonder, holy crap what a precious film. so so so many parallels to my home life, hit me like a truck. puddle of tears over here
Source Code is really good
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Source Code is really good
got hit with covid, absolutely fucking miserable
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
got hit with covid, absolutely fucking miserable
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V-4C "Bumbler"
He plows fields and plants colossus trees across different planets!
belgianbooleancg.com/projects/v2B...
He plows fields and plants colossus trees across different planets!
belgianbooleancg.com/projects/v2B...
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
V-4C "Bumbler"
He plows fields and plants colossus trees across different planets!
belgianbooleancg.com/projects/v2B...
He plows fields and plants colossus trees across different planets!
belgianbooleancg.com/projects/v2B...
i booted up Dragon's Dogma 2 after at least a year, completely forgot about dragonplague, found the Sacred Arbor (secret elf haven), went to rest at the inn, and my pawn turned into a dragon and nuked the entire village?! every single person dead. and I couldn't reload an older save
welp.
welp.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i booted up Dragon's Dogma 2 after at least a year, completely forgot about dragonplague, found the Sacred Arbor (secret elf haven), went to rest at the inn, and my pawn turned into a dragon and nuked the entire village?! every single person dead. and I couldn't reload an older save
welp.
welp.
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a little something for
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
a little something for
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
a little something for
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
a little something for
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
@snowbikemike.bsky.social
finishing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! an epic adventure with the Midnight Muncha we won't forget!!
I will always love sketching my ancient, affable, Glaswegian, churchwarden chomping Forge Cleric tortle, Corr Crucible. Didn’t get to play him much but has a big place in my heart
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I will always love sketching my ancient, affable, Glaswegian, churchwarden chomping Forge Cleric tortle, Corr Crucible. Didn’t get to play him much but has a big place in my heart
It was a day. And the day was shit. And it is over (Sinners score in a k hole was an experience ngl)
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It was a day. And the day was shit. And it is over (Sinners score in a k hole was an experience ngl)
saw Frankenstein on the big screen where it belongs!! Beautiful, heart achingly sincere, powerful - another del Toro masterpiece
you can feel the joy & energy, that he gave it his all.
the fact that he got to finally realize his lifelong dream of making this adaptation makes watching it even better
you can feel the joy & energy, that he gave it his all.
the fact that he got to finally realize his lifelong dream of making this adaptation makes watching it even better
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
saw Frankenstein on the big screen where it belongs!! Beautiful, heart achingly sincere, powerful - another del Toro masterpiece
you can feel the joy & energy, that he gave it his all.
the fact that he got to finally realize his lifelong dream of making this adaptation makes watching it even better
you can feel the joy & energy, that he gave it his all.
the fact that he got to finally realize his lifelong dream of making this adaptation makes watching it even better
Reposted by ilana steinberg
New pen, new toad 🐸🖋️
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
New pen, new toad 🐸🖋️
New pen, new toad 🐸🖋️
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
New pen, new toad 🐸🖋️