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Lane The Goofbot
@lanethegoofbot.bsky.social
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I am a ridiculous human who is inordinately obsessed with textiles and is, on occasion, an acceptable feline alternative. Knitter, pro-choice, pro-BLM, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-multiracial pluralistic egalitarian democracy. She/her pronouns.
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Behold, a fluffy Tara!
Tara, a tiny 2lbs worth of extremely long-haired feline pops-up from behind a turned off laptop with wide eyes to investigate my activities!
July 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Someone who brings me joy below:
A FLOOFEN microcat (who I’ve nicknamed Beastie), - gray with white cat eyeliner - is snuggled in a pile of blankets while looking up at the photographer.
June 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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@charloh.bsky.social Last photo of Beastie, which is this sweet baby boy’s nickname, of the evening!
Gray FLOOFEN boy is snuggled into blankets with a kittensmile on his tiny face.
June 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Not sure what’s happening exactly on the skyline, but have the impression that plenty of people have been harmed & (justifiably) are not in the best of spirits, thus, I offer to all this small good kitten (his nickname currently is Beastie & I love him)!
Amidst a whirl of blankets sits a small, gray FLOOFER. He is curled up from grooming his micropaws & is gazing up at the photographer while he is mid-paw-lick.
June 16, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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@fendersonia.bsky.social This kitten wants to make sure you’ve remembered noms today!
A diminutive, as yet unnamed gray FLOOFBEAST is loafed in a cardboard box with an orange & teal blue mouse toy on the viewer’s right. His box is perched upon a white countertop w/ a brown gouge in the countertop visible in front of him.
June 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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@charloh.bsky.social MOAR CUTENESS!!!
A tiny, FLOOFY gray & white STRIPEY kitten in a small cardboard box turned on its side looks skeptically as he apprised the photographer’s outstretched finger. There is a blue and orange catnip mouse toy by his right paw & the box is atop a white countertop. The microscopic gray and white FLOOFBEAST has relented and is allowing the photographer to administer pets to his extremely soft kitten forehead!
June 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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HELP, HE IS SO CUTE I MAY DIE:
A diminutive, as yet unnamed, extremely FLOOFY gray rescue kitten with olive-copper colored eyes and white tabby eyeliner perched on a white counter amidst plates & jar lids full of KMR, gushy cat food, and water. He is licking his chops & staring intently at the bottle of KMR. A molocule of gray FLOOFY rescue cat devours some wet food off a plate, while another plate with the remains of cat treats sits to the right. He is perched upon a white counter & has a tiny box behind him for retreating to if he wishes.
June 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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I was hoping there was KRAKEN-ING, but I also barely know what day it is, so, unsurprising I missed it! Also, have a Mina:
Mina, a blonde & black striped kitty w/ a white ruff & paws, as well as a mark on her nose that looks like a smudge of chocolate, perched atop the photographer and making a face indicating she wants MOAR PETS!
May 1, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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@charloh.bsky.social I may have a feline photo for you!!!
A fluffy longhaired cat w/ smoky gray fur & white tabby markings + gray natural kitty eyeliner looks at the camera w/ large eyes before returning to devouring crunchy food.
March 8, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Also, ELDER STATESCAT:
Wolfie, a russet, cream, & reddish-golden cat perches upon the photographer’s chest while looking off to the viewer’s right.
February 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Ms. Hudson dubbed Efie’s paws “lion paws”, which is the best name for polydactyl paws I’ve heard !
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped polydactyl tabby cat lounges on a brick patio. Efie, the same sabley/taupey & black striped tabby cat reclining on his side and smiling in a close-up of his face.
February 17, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Mina urges you to go Kraken, but nappishly!
Mina, a black and blonde striped tabby cat with white tipped paws, a while ruff & muzzle, and a spot on her nose that makes her appear to have been caught sneaking some milk chocolate treats is croissanted on a teal and red, diamond & floral patterned brocade upholstery couch. She is sleepily raising her head in response to me asking her “Kraken?”
February 16, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Auggie says hello!
A strawberry blonde and russet striped Orange Good Boy’s entire face occupies the entire foreground as he is mid-slowblink!
February 10, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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*Offers ridiculous kitty to keep you company while you’re waiting*
Round black, gray, and blonde striped kitty, Chubbers, reveling & scrunging in joy while she is lavished w/ pets by the photographer while she stands atop a cream colored down comforter.
February 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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She is ABSURD & delightful:
A black, gray & blonde kitty w/ white knee socks, ruff, and muzzle perched on a white fence and ROARS at the photographer!
February 10, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Would an adorable, ridiculous cat help any? If so, have a Stripey!
A round loaf of a black, blonde, and gray striped cat w/ a white muzzle snuggles into a comforter while the photographer administers pets!
February 10, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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I’m sorry you’re in the situation of providing care to someone who’s in a dire situation, I hope a comfort Stripey helps slightly!
Mina, a small feline w/ black & blonde stripes, a white jaw/ruff, and a nose that appears to be smudged with chocolate is perched on the photographer, being adorable. Mina, the same choconose Stripey from the prior photo, is loafed up on the photographer & is happily receiving pets
February 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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@charloh.bsky.social While it’s not allowing him to ingest plastic on purpose for fun, I did take photos of Tart’s adventures w/ the catnip penguin toy last night!
SweetTart, a cream/pale orange striped kitty climbs inside a Christmas tree shaped cat bed w/ catnip penguin toy. In the background a gray and white floofer cat, Nakata, sleeps in a cat bed on the table. Tart proceeds to knead in his Christmas tree shaped bed… Tart attempts to hot-box to better inhale the catnip in his penguin toy… Tart inhaled too deeply and is now clinging to his Christmas tree bed for approximately.5 seconds before taking a nap…
February 8, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Behold a ridiculous Nakata!
A white & gray FLOOFY cat w/ sea glass colored eyes & natural gray eyeliner coat pattern meows up at the photographer from amidst a pile of leaves. He is scolding the photographer for having left him with only one person to pet & feed him for a few days!
February 8, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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@charloh.bsky.social Today’s cat update: sometimes they like to climb trees while I freeze my ass off & encourage them to come inside!
An orange & russet tabby with a white tail tip & a brown & black stripe tabby with white kneesocks on her back feet climb a tree in the photographer’s frigid back yard. The same orange tabby w/ a white tail tip & black & brown stripe tabby with white kneesocks climb the tree, but with spookier looking lighting due to weirdness w/ the flash.
January 5, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Also, I have a cute Efie for you!
A sabley/taupey & black striped cat with large paws extends one paw across flannel sheets w/ black cats printed on them & looks at the photographer. His sister, Mina, a blonde & black striped tabby cat, is in loaf formation behind him.
January 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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@charloh.bsky.social Cat update: Auggie & Efie are also adorable on cat-print blankets!
A small strawberry blonde & russet striped is semi-curled upon a flannel cat-print sheet in the foreground, while a sabley/taupey & black feline w/ extra large hooksocks loafs on pillows in the background
December 31, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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One of my Oranges, Auggie!
Auggie, my strawberry blonde/russet Orange boy, holding the paw of Efie, my sabley/taupey & black striped boy, while lounging on a faux-Sherpa blanket that’s draped over the couch & making eye contact w/ the viewer!
December 27, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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Efie remains a contented curl of black & sable/taupe tabby cat w/ giant paws, while Auggie, a strawberry blonde/russet kitty flops on his back to extend his under the chin area for bliss-inducing pets!
December 27, 2023 at 2:38 AM
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Auggie is being adorable!
Efie, a sabley/taupey & black striped tabby reclines on a coat draped over a jacket while holding paws with Auggie, a strawberry blonde & russet striped tabby cat. Auggie has his head reclined backwards & is looking up at the photographer.
December 27, 2023 at 2:36 AM